Only three? Okay then, I pick:
1. The girl with the pretty lip that begs to be split, the pretty eye that cries to be swollen, and the pretty, nervous laugh that hides a sob of need and shame that she can scarcely contain.… Read the rest “Name three girls on tumblr you would fuck”
[SPOILERS for Gone Girl]
Gone Girl was better than I expected, in unexpected ways.
There aren’t enough clear-eyed, female sociopaths in movies or television. We’ve got fuck-tons of crazy bitch characters, certainly, and countless man-eating succubi; in recent years, we even have a growing collection of AARP-eligible she-monsters, out to rip a hole in the world.… Read the rest “Gone Girl”
[CONTENT ADVISORY: Don’t ask, just move along.]
In privately relating her deepest sexual desire, a woman recently apologized for boring me with something “too tame”, and I thought it would be nice to publicly (albeit anonymously) reassure her that I found it far from tame.… Read the rest “”
The first time I did something hurtful to a girl, I was seventeen years old. That’s not necessarily the first time I hurt a girl, mind you, because I did a lot of hair-pulling and training-bra-strap-snapping in elementary school, but that was just your average boyhood sexual harassment in the ’70s.… Read the rest “Once Upon An Asshole”
1. I’m good with that. If we factor my penis out of the equation, making a woman laugh is just as satisfying as making a skank cry.
2. In the immortal words of Journey’s Steve Perry: don’t stop believin’.
3. In fairness, it’s not as if I have a rule against screwing emotionally competent women; smart, stable girls have their obvious charms.… Read the rest “honestly I’m more attracted to your twisted sense of humour and the fact that I believe you actually look like Mr. Blonde than the “i only fuck broken girls” thing”
In my black little heart of hearts, would I love to be some chick’s first big mistake? Would I like to bite an untouched lip, look into her eyes, and savor the moment when her innocence dies? Would I delight in the opportunity to whisper little cruelties in her ear and lick the tears from her cheek as her body accepts the first of many invasions?… Read the rest “how would you treat a girl who’s never had sex before? not even a kiss?”
The FixerYou can keep screaming, but they’re not turning the car around. Mommy and Daddy don’t want you anymore, not as you are. They don’t want to see your face again until you’ve been fixed.
It’s a shame, of course… you and I both know there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian, and it’s insane that they hate that part of you with such fervor.… Read the rest “The Fixer”
Was ever woman in this humor woo’d?
Was ever woman in this humor won?
I’ll have her, but I will not keep her long.
That’s from my favorite scene in Richard III, which I love because it beautifully captures the gleeful satisfaction to be had from watching a woman betray herself for a man.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”This picture is so fascinating, interesting, and thought provoking in so many ways. Why are they so conservatively dressed and her naked? Where is their awful reaction we have come to expect? Is it a reflection on the joy of simple nudity, her being so happy and the rest so sad?
I can understand the confusion, but no, that’s not it.
Simply being an abused woman doesn’t render one a “broken girl”; the world is full of strong, capable, resilient women who have survived their personal hells and come out the other side as vibrant human beings.… Read the rest “im kind of confused about what kind of girls youre into. like, people who were abused or something?”
