There’s nothing sexier than listening to pretty girls confess their mistakes.
I honestly don’t know how therapists keep their dicks in their pants.
Ammonia is a natural weed killer.
do u have plan to be a married wife?
Maybe one day if anybody is willing to commit that much to me hahah
Now, don’t be silly, dear. You know quite well that there are countless men out there, ready to commit all sorts of things for you– like kidnapping, or sodomy.
I was trying to get something new posted to close out the year, and on a positive note, I *did* make some progress. Not enough, though; sorry, kids. Instead, I’ll simply wish you little fuck-ups a happy new year.
And may you get everything you so richly deserve.
Your blog is pathetic and its obvious who you’re copying your ideas from. You’ll never compare to him 😂
I’m copying ideas? From “him”? Oh, thank god! You have no clue how relieved I am to hear that. Please forward the following note on my behalf.
Dear Dude From Whom My Ideas Spring:
What’s your deal, you lazy motherfucker? I haven’t written shit in months, and assumed that was my fault; I figured depression had finally wrecked what passed for my creative process. But now I know it’s you; you’re not giving me any goddamned ideas!
I oughta kick your ass, you lackluster fucking hack. How dare you get me hooked on your exciting notions and scintillating turns of phrase, only to withhold them like a bitch trying to score a new tennis bracelet? You, sir, are an asshole.
He keeps a cluttered home, every corner a host to dust, detritus, and soiled, spoiled things.
Don’t know why you’re grinning, you smug, bald bastard.
Sure, she’s a disgraced and disheveled whore with needles in her cunt and a stripper pole up her ass, but at least she isn’t wearing a cellphone on a belt-clip.
I want to burn you to the ground and live in your ashes.
Careful not to burn yourself in the process..fire spreads quickly.
Good point. One must always remember to piss on the embers.
I want to burn you to the ground and live in your ashes.
Replaced the light bulbs in the bathroom.
It’s now bright enough for me to notice that my beard is rapidly developing a big gray patch on my chin.
Fuck you, illumination.