Pretzels and crackers? Goddammit, who’s feeding this bitch people food again?
Self-Cleaning Toilets
Break’s over, whore. My toilet’s not going to clean itself. Get back to work.
Of course she can clean herself; just give her a urinal puck and a scrub brush.
I never forget my place, but if I did, this would be the perfect way to remind me of it.
Why is that guy from Duck Dynasty back there?
I like the new hosts and format of What Not To Wear.
Swim Team
The Russian swim team’s practice facility was a bit low-tech, but the coaches were master motivators.
Cowering
It’s not love if you’re not afraid of him
Cowering: such a lovely way to say he’s captured her heart.
Sad & Pathetic
If you find yourself making these facial expressions with any regularity, even if you’re just making them into a mirror on a lonely Saturday night, there’s a distinct possibility that you’re a low-life piece of fuck-trash.
Congrats. Not everyone can be as sad and pathetic as you… which is sort of an accomplishment, right?
All the best stories begin with a naked woman tied up in the woods.
Actually, they generally end that way, too.
Male Domination Continued
The fact that Male domination and the idea of Male supremacy is such a turn on to me freaks me out more than I can say, but damn does it ever! The idea of knowing my place as a woman and being under a Man is just such a turn on. Thinking the words “Men are superior” turns me on. Thinking the words “I believe in Male superiority” turns me on. Saying those things out loud turns me on. It scares me. It excites me.
I feel like such a traitor. >.<
Betrayal is like beauty cream for a whore’s scabrous soul. The more you abandon your principles and turn into a self-loathing hypocrite, the lovelier you become.
Everything wrong with The Following…
This sums up everything that’s wrong with the TV show The Following.
First, they have a houseful of deranged sociopaths, and yet everyone is having consensual sex. Second, they have a whole subplot built around a cult member who hasn’t popped his kill cherry, and no one ever thinks to offer him a plastic bag and a few zip ties just to make the first time easier.