Mank is my new favorite David Fincher film, edging past Gone Girl and Zodiac. He hasn’t simply made a movie about the writing of cinema’s greatest work… he’s picked the bones of Kane’s myths and played with the flesh.… Read the rest “”
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Olivia Munn
So they’re raising the G4 network —and thus Attack of the Show, X-Play, and so on— from the dead next year. And I want to be enthusiastic… I’m pretty much the core demographic for that shit, after all.… Read the rest “Olivia Munn”
Your thoughts exist; they just don’t count for much. They’re a rickety scaffold of half-baked ideas and miscalculations that wrap around your man’s decisions… they don’t determine the shape of your life, they merely follow it.
They’re a babbling, semi-lucid commentary track for a movie in which you are —at most— a supporting player.
Rough sex or soft sex?
Might as well ask “breathing or holding your breath?”
I can handle the latter for a minute or two at a time, but I soon return to the former.
Blazing Saddles
HBO MAX is a mixed bag right now. Unfortunately, they’re choosing to self-censor the problematic television episodes in their catalog, including eps of South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and of all things, The Boondocks. (If Aaron McGruder can’t be provocative about race, then someone at corporate has lost the plot.)… Read the rest “Blazing Saddles”
Overruled
You know you’ve got a keeper if they overule every sense of self-preservation.
Letting me overrule her sense of self-preservation is how a girl gets kept.
After all, even the most mundane of cunts looks a little more appealing when she’s helpless.… Read the rest “Overruled”
why……. must i get my period four days before my hot date…….. i’m so tired of this man just let me get my pussy ate
Like any old white guy, I was busy trying to fuck Mother Nature one afternoon last year, and your name came up.… Read the rest “”
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I pretend that I push girls to watch Deadwood because it’s the best-written show to ever grace television, and because Al’s relationship with his girls is fucked-up and hot.
But really, I just want to be able to call them “hoopleheads” and have them understand they’re being insulted.
Please pretty please write a story where a girl is tied up and left to be used by whoever or something
Girl exhaled like an animal when it realizes the trap has been sprung, or like an old woman giving up the ghost. Whatshisname grunted in satisfaction, noting that exhalation was now the only movement his handiwork allowed. He stood and looked —first east and then west— down the track.… Read the rest “Please pretty please write a story where a girl is tied up and left to be used by whoever or something”
Thoughts on girls who smoke cigarettes?
Eh. It makes you smell like crap, but I’m old enough to remember a time when smoking was perfectly normal, so it doesn’t offend me. And cinematically speaking, it has a certain charm.
Never in my house or car, let’s put it that way.… Read the rest “Thoughts on girls who smoke cigarettes?”