I’m old and thus don’t understand the broad appeal of things like Twitch, but I’ve got to admit, I actually enjoy watching expert Beat Saber players do their thing.

As far as playing it?

Dear god, get the words “hundred dolla bills!”

… Read the rest

So while I was sick, I managed to watch a couple movies, both of which I loved, and neither of which I expected to like at all.

The first was Lilo & Stitch, which I managed to not-watch for eighteen straight years.… Read the rest “”

The Spill

You told me the secret. I could see it in your eyes. That instant of regret, right before you thought to hide it… I couldn’t miss it. Your expression screamed at the words as they filled the space between us. You weren’t sure you’d ever speak it, but you’ve surely spoken it now, and I have clearly heard.… Read the rest “The Spill”

Confession: I’ve began edging, and it’s making me filthier and filthier every day. I’m taking my insecurities and finding them turn ons. Like I’m calling myself a fat pig, and ugly cow. Just a stupid little lesbian. It’s so hot.

You know what would make it even hotter, my tubby, sexually-confused little petting-zoo reject?

Finding a mean old man to say it for you.

2020

The year you learn to do as you’re fucking told.

So I finally watched it. And was left disappointed.

Joker is a giant performance embedded in a hollow film. It’s trying desperately to be an homage to Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy, and Joaquin Phoenix is arguably better than DeNiro was in either of those… but when you look past its stylistic pretensions, it’s just a super-villain origin story that goes on for an hour too long.… Read the rest “”

To each their own —unless they’re my own— but… ugh. 😀

I don’t like braids, tight ponytails, or honestly, most kinds of up-do. Even if I appreciate the artistry of it, it’s a turn-off. I mean, at least give me some bangs to work with or something.… Read the rest “”

pleaseeee notice me😭

So be pretty, be interesting, or make me an offer I can’t refuse.

And then do as you’re told.

You’ll find me noticing all kinds of things.

Fave streaming service?

Usenet. 😏

But beyond that? We have CBS All Access for Discovery, Picard, Survivor, Big Brother, etc. We have D+Hulu for The Mandalorian, those DVD extras, and Hulu’s handy access to the extra-fucked-up Love Island Australia. We have Apple TV+ ‘cause I have a new phone for the first time in five years —bokeh!—… Read the rest “Fave streaming service?”

Fangirl Stuff (Please Ignore)

A bunch of people have asked me about writing lately, which is odd, considering how little of it I do. And as usual, I’m reluctant to respond, because talking about writing leaves me feeling as if I’m walking a douchebag tightrope akin to Joseph Gordon-Levitt in The Walk… or —let’s face it— Joseph Gordon-Levitt in general.… Read the rest “Fangirl Stuff (Please Ignore)”