we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance
Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.
He wants to leave. You can feel it. That’s why you’re here, living this moment, feeling your body slipping away from you. This is the price.
Daddy left you when you were eight, and never even said goodbye. Truth is, even before he left, he hardly said anything at all; when he was around, it was usually to hound Mommy for sex she refused to supply in exchange for money he didn’t have.… Read the rest “Patterns”
I’m going through my archives for stuff I haven’t reblogged in a while and stumbled across a five year old ask that includes this question:
“don’t you want to help those girls instead of ejaculate on them?”
Yessir, it’s a good thing you called when you did. After my inspection, I’m sorry to confirm that you do indeed have a chick problem. No one likes to hear it, I know; the cleanup from any infemmestation is damned difficult, but let me put your mind at ease, my sister’s kid Skeeter and I’re perfessionals.… Read the rest “Cleaning House”
I might move to an apartment that BG owns and I’m not gonna lie I’ve thought a lot about 24/7 surveillance and getting surprised by a cock ramming into me in the middle of the night 💁🏻♀️
Among the stuff I’ve learned over the last year: 24/7 surveillance is one of my favorite things.
Okay, first, how can this song be 18 years old? An entire generation has grown up in that time… way to make me feel old, guys.
Second, I don’t think we really appreciated how much the low resolution and color bleeding of CRT televisions helped make the visual effects of the era effective… the face-changing thing from this video looked a little less goofy when you couldn’t make out the details.
