Promises, Promises
When your friends found out how I treat you, they tried to talk you out of ever coming back to me. They told you that I’m sick, and I must hate women. But you know I don’t hate women.
Just you.… Read the rest “Promises, Promises”
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“Same Auld Ang Syne” — Dan Fogelberg
It was kind of cool, stumbling across this piece about Same Old Lang Syne. I wonder how many people have stories about how they discovered that particular song?
For me, I found it via an ex, around ‘92. It was winter, and our years-long relationship was almost over; it would have died naturally by the New Year, but as luck would have it, diamond jewelry has a way of dragging things out, and we survived until February.… Read the rest ““Same Auld Ang Syne” — Dan Fogelberg”
Okay, so, apparently, some girls don’t find it flattering when they fish for compliments and you tell them that they remind you of a 1,000 year old red priestess who uses the illusion of beauty to hide the gnarled husk of a woman she is inside.… Read the rest “”
Family Values Theater
… Read the rest “Family Values Theater”“Th-that was my mom. He– um, he died. M-my uncle… he died.”
“That’s terrible, sweetie. Take off your blouse.”
“I’m not— I’m not sure about everything… anything, really, but he was in an accident. In a car.
Goal achieved
when @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls tells you that you look good 😏
I’ve been in this corner of Tumblr for what, three years now? And in that time, I don’t think I’ve told more than ten different chicks that they’re hot. Maybe twelve.… Read the rest “Goal achieved”
A Guide To Cranky Old Men
A lot of you want my attention. Very few of you have a clue how to get it, much less keep it. So here is a new installment of quick pro-tips that may (or may not) help you navigate into my orbit.… Read the rest “”
Your sex is a swamp, full of life and death. I seek you out to behold your beauty and smell your stink, and then stake a claim to the unsettled spaces within you. But I will not stay.
I will leave my mark, but I will not stay.
My Fetishes?
… Read the rest “My Fetishes?”I’ve always been attracted to the sound women make when they’re feeling particularly small and ineffectual, but I didn’t have a name for it. MTV came to my rescue ten years ago, during a scene on Laguna Beach where two of the hotter, meaner girls were shopping, and one of them was making a kind of whimpering, whiny, squeak as she struggled to reach an item on a high shelf.
Leonard Cohen (1934-2016)
This is getting rough, especially since he just published new material.
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s amazing that some of the greats are able to drop albums right before they die… the perfect gift to a world that loved them.… Read the rest “Leonard Cohen (1934-2016)”
Election Night Theater
[CONTENT ADVISORY: This was written November 8th, 2016. I was not in a good mood. You’ve been warned.]
“I can’t believe things worked out this way.”
“Yeah, it’s crazy.”
“It’s just– I never really believed he had a chance.”
“No one did.… Read the rest “Election Night Theater”