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Things you might want to know, for Feb 28, 2023:

Fury beats Paul on split decision in Saudi Arabia — Jesus H. Christ, Tommy… I was afraid you were going to let that giant blond turd beat your ass, and I was going to be deeply disappointed in you.

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Things you might want to know, for Feb 18, 2023:

Watch a Florida woman fight off attacker in gym of apartment complex (video) — Just remember, ladies… always shout “Hey Siri, call 911” while bashing your attacker’s face in with your phone.

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Broken Girl News

Things you might want to know, for Feb 7, 2023:

AMC Theatres to start charging more for the best seats in the house — In other news, Mr. B has decided the best seat in the house is in his living room.

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Broken Girl News

Things you might want to know, for Feb 5, 2023:

Great moments in PC gaming: Blasting off the wall of death in Motocross Madness — I’d honestly forgotten the game ever existed, but a couple seconds into the embedded video it all came roaring back.

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Hey there. I think you usta follow me; now you don’t. What are the…

Hey there. I think you usta follow me; now you don’t. What are the reasons you typically unfollow someone?

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I don’t unfollow often, but it could be any of several reasons.

Sometimes it happens accidentally… more than once, a sleepy finger has tapped the wrong button.

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Armie Hammer’s allegations: the texts (“Incapacitating you and being able to do whatever I…

Armie Hammer’s allegations: the texts (“Incapacitating you and being able to do whatever I wanted to in every single hole in your body until I was done with it.”) shocked people. I think they’re tame and lame. (Your cat could write better than that.

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i want to be kidnapped so bad but my fantasy is ruined because i…

i want to be kidnapped so bad but my fantasy is ruined because i feel like i’m too fucking tall for anyone to be able to carry me!!!! i’m 5’10” and i just want to be small and vulnerable. am i a lost cause 💔

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I recently rewatched Hamilton because you posted about it and it left me wondering…

I recently rewatched Hamilton because you posted about it and it left me wondering about your opinion on the women of the play. Could you rate them from least to most fuckable and explain why?

Okay, least to most:

Mrs. Reynolds: ‘cause she’s a fake little bitch who probably had syphilis or something
Angelica: she’s the most talented, but she didn’t push that whole “harem” thing hard enough
Eliza: a pretty baby, a bit uptight… but loyal as fuck
The Bullet: …she was the best part of West Side Story, too
And Peggy: Anxious and ignored, while coincidentally looking just like that whore Mrs.

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how do your girls handle not knowing your name or seeing your face 🤔…

how do your girls handle not knowing your name or seeing your face 🤔 is that a power thing to have over them, or a trust issue? Why have subs if it’s all anonymous from your side? I just don’t get it

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sublunaryorchid:

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sublunaryorchid:

y’all I …………………………. need attention

This unprecedented event will no doubt be marked in history alongside the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the first spin of Ferris’s wheel, and the Cabbage Patch Kids craze of ‘83.

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