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The Daily Dad — 2025-08-08

Things you might want to know:

In an alternate universe, Joe Manganiello is a Survivor all-star
❝ Picture this: a Survivor tribe with Boston Rob, Parvati, Ozzy, Sandra, and… Joe Manganiello?
It was Lorde’s idea to work it out with Charli xcx on the remix
❝ No matter what happens for the rest of the year, this writer can claim with absolute certainty that Charli xcx’s “The girl, so confusing remix with lorde” will be one of the best music moments of 2024.

Anonymous asked:

i think blowjobs are really scary! i have this fear that if i gag during a blowjob i’ll puke! what if i just rub your cock until you cum?

If “scary” is an impediment, you’re not gonna get far with me.… Read the rest “”

Anonymous asked:

Could you do 1998? 👉🏼👈🏼 If you don’t mind

My memories are sharpest every other decade… so the 20teens, the ‘90s, and the ‘70s meant the most to me. And ‘98 was a fairly interesting year.

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

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My 1999:

Waitresses had been calling me “sir” for at least a few years at that point.
My first gray hairs were sprouting.
I was building a blogging engine for the BDSM community I operated. And migrating the whole community platform from a custom —and horrifically inefficient— flat-file XML database to a slightly faster Access backend.

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ummmmm I’m probably dumb, but what does three fingers mean? Is that a signal…

ummmmm I’m probably dumb, but what does three fingers mean? Is that a signal for something? 😅

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She’s that many, between her ears.

What. What is the issue with Firefox, if you care to share?

What. What is the issue with Firefox, if you care to share?

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Even when I used it as a daily-driver, I’ve always disliked Firefox. Being able to extensively customize the UI made up for many faults, but it stayed clunky even as the Chromium browsers roared ahead in performance and rendering hegemony.… Read the rest “What. What is the issue with Firefox, if you care to share?”

Hi Mr. B,First time caller, long time listener, occasional visitor to your lovely live…

Hi Mr. B,

First time caller, long time listener, occasional visitor to your lovely live stream.

I mentioned to my therapist that I sometimes join your broadcast on bad days, and she had already heard of you … many times.

You are well known among therapists as well as broken girls, apparently.

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I have enjoyed your blog for a while and wondered if I may get your advice on a dilemma I’m having.

A guy I’ve been chatting to for quite a while has asked me to be his pet slave. I have told him my limits and boundaries, and he says slaves don’t get limits.

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I love him a lot. I wish he loved me like I love him.

Some people need symmetrical love… or at least the plausible appearance of it. I hope your wish comes true.

If he’s anything like me, though? He may love you in ways that make you feel safer and more purposeful and better understood than you’ve ever been in your life, but it’ll never be anything like your love for him.… Read the rest “”

Do yourself a favor: do not waste your time with the Benioff/Weiss dog-turd that is 3 Body Problem, and watch the Chinese Three-Body instead.

Reasons? There are many.

The Netflix show is eight hours long. The Chinese Three-Body is a thirty hour series.

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