How do you feel about encouraging a girl’s ed? Telling her what she can and cant eat. Making her small and fragile

Last things first.

  1. I’m tall and old and cunts are stupid… making them feel small and fragile doesn’t require a weight-loss regimen.
  2. I’m all for telling her what she can and can’t eat. I’m all for dictating quantities and qualities. I’m all for making her spend the day feeding off of whatever she can get out of me.
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Today I was at a Twins game with my company and I still obsessively checked your blog…

…to see if you might have posted something that would make me squirm. Imagine little old me – hiding in the corner claiming to be texting my boyfriend photos of the game all while looking at your blog.

On the one hand, this is naturally flattering.… Read the rest “Today I was at a Twins game with my company and I still obsessively checked your blog…”

what’s the most unusal place you’ve ever received oral? Given?

Probably the first blowjob I received, which took place between rows of boxed exercise equipment and inflatable pools in a discount store’s merchandise storage area.

Back in those days, I was a one-man Sexual Indiscretion In The Workplace demo reel; basically, ever single sexualized thing that you aren’t supposed to do at work, I did, daily and with gusto.… Read the rest “what’s the most unusal place you’ve ever received oral? Given?”

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

A all-hands-on-dick threesome? Once.

The beginning was pretty good… I had one girl blindfolded with headphones on, cuffed to a bed frame. Then I got up, went to the back door, and let the other girl in the house. We went to the bedroom, stripped, and each put one hand on her… when the third hand touched her, her mouth flew open and the night began in earnest.… Read the rest “Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?”