i’m a disaster of a person. i can’t take care of myself at all.…

i’m a disaster of a person. i can’t take care of myself at all. can never hold a job or a place to live for long, relying on sex in order to stay afloat a bit. yet i really really really really want a baby.

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turns out my boyfriend has a wife and kids??? while fucking me he just…

turns out my boyfriend has a wife and kids??? while fucking me he just started complaining about how much he hates them, and loves how low maintenance i am. i feel bad, but also really turned on? should i stop seeing him or something?

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At what age is a “Daddy” kink just tacky and pathetic? I’m 31 now,…

At what age is a “Daddy” kink just tacky and pathetic? I’m 31 now, I’m heathy and look young for my age and I’m small. I take care of myself and I’ve loved Daddy/little play since I was a teenager but since my 30th birthday I’ve struggled with it even though my Daddy is legitimately old enough to be my dad.

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The Daily Dad

Things you might want to know, for Jul 7, 2023:

This ‘80s Cult Classic Influenced ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ — Night of the Comet was one of those movies that touched on all the themes that geeky teens in the ‘80s liked —cheerleaders, malls, video games, and the death of everyone’s parents— and was thus mandatory viewing for those of us in that demographic.

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anythingbuttpure:

Older men just hit different. Like god yes, please talk down to me like I’m a child and touch me inappropriately with wrinkly hands. There’s nothing more violating than that💜

You make it sound so dirty.

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hisblossom:

Found Family

I grew up in a very cold house. My biological siblings and I are friends now, but we weren’t between my ages of around 10-19. I missed out during my formative years on a lot of sibling love and solidarity, fun and inside jokes, banter and support.

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Catching Up With The Surians

After avoiding it like the plague for ten years now, I’m finally watching Vanderpump Rules. (Just finished season four, with a loooong way to go.)

That seems accurate.

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The Daily Dad

Things you might want to know, for Jun 20, 2023:

Don Draper Who? Jon Hamm’s Greatest Role Is Now James Kennedy From ‘Vanderpump Rules’ — I’m now halfway through season 4 of Vanderpump, so I know who James is, but most of these 2023 jokes won’t fully land with me until I catch up.

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The Daily Dad

Things you might want to know, for Jun 16, 2023:

Kesha Calls Viral Seinfeld Snub the ‘Saddest Moment’ of Her Life — Girl, if you were actually watching the show on the plane, you’d know Jerry has issues with casual physical intimacy.

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The Daily Dad

Things you might want to know, for Jun 10, 2023:

The First In-Depth Study on ‘Blue Balls’ Reveals a Lot about Sex — “Men are full of shit and women are gullible” isn’t particularly revealing.
Artifact — So I’m playing around with Artifact —the new AI-infused news reader from the people who made Instagram— and much of it mundane stuff… largely indistinguishable from Google News.

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