He put a knife to the bottom of my chin and pushed up, up, up until I was standing so high on my tippy toes, I could almost look him directly in the eye.

He stared at me coldly as I felt my eyes growing wider.

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I’m 21, getting out of college, I have my whole life ahead of me but…

…I just. I don’t see the point in living it. Seems like everyone has already done everything I dream of doing, and better, I don’t even wanna try to reach their level cause I know I won’t. Sorry to dump this on you, I just can’t tell this to anyone else because they’d be alarmed and I don’t know I already feel like a failure, if I tell anyone that, they’ll see me as a failure too

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First things first: you’re depressed as fuck.… Read the rest “I’m 21, getting out of college, I have my whole life ahead of me but…”

I think men and women should have hair. I think vulvas look weird without hair…

…and I like the padding. I think all these guys like what they always see on porn just because they’re used to seeing it on porn, and I think their biggest sexual argument is with oral, but not everyone gives a crap about oral.

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Heey I just bought a copy of all the Hitchhiker’s Guide books!

Now that I know it’s one of your favorites I’ll pass it to the top of my readings c:

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I hope the books hold up for you. I worry that Adams’ work was so influential that it’s gonna be a little like watching Animal House after you’ve been raised on a diet of Porky’s, Revenge of the Nerds, and Fraternity Vacation… you can see that the original is objectively of higher quality, but all the delight has been drained from it by its derivatives.… Read the rest “Heey I just bought a copy of all the Hitchhiker’s Guide books!”

My girl wants me to hit her but I don’t want to actually harm her.

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That’s understandable. So hit her carefully, in carefully chosen places. Do a little research. Take your time. If you’re thoughtful and patient and truly give a shit about doing no harm, you’ll be okay.

As for the psychological side of this: there are girls exactly like her in martial arts classes all around us, getting kicked and smacked and thrown dozens of times some days, and the world has thus far soldiered on despite the bruising, bleeding, and occasional cracking of their Delicate Feminine Bodies.… Read the rest “My girl wants me to hit her but I don’t want to actually harm her.”

My biggest struggle in being a “good girl” is my figure.

I always mess up, eat something bad and then fall apart. Do you have any tips on firmly staying in the right mindset when it comes to food?

I want to be good.

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First, it’s sweet that you want to be prettier for whoever owns you.… Read the rest “My biggest struggle in being a “good girl” is my figure.”

2021 Rewind: Music

So I don’t use Spotify, and thus don’t have any handy Wrapped images to post. (Dear Apple Music: the annual Replay playlists are fine, but you really need to work on a social-sharing component for them.) With that said, I can basically tell you what I listened to this year.… Read the rest “”

I wanna seduce my dad’s friends, how would one go about that

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I wanna seduce my dad’s friends, how would one go about that

Figure out which ones hold him in even greater contempt than you do.

Get Back

Growing up, The Beatles were annoying.

Y’all will never know what it’s like for your parents’ generation to have a complete stranglehold on pop culture… the Boomers utterly dominated society for decades, and by God, they were gonna make us listen to their shit whether we wanted to or not.… Read the rest “”

Traditions

Melinda opened the door mid-knock. The man smiled down at her.

“I’m your new neighbor, right next door. I wanted to introduce myself,” he said. With a smirking shrug, he swept past her into the apartment. When he spoke again, it sounded breezily rehearsed.… Read the rest “Traditions”