I wanna seduce my dad’s friends, how would one go about that

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I wanna seduce my dad’s friends, how would one go about that

Figure out which ones hold him in even greater contempt than you do.

Get Back

Growing up, The Beatles were annoying.

Y’all will never know what it’s like for your parents’ generation to have a complete stranglehold on pop culture… the Boomers utterly dominated society for decades, and by God, they were gonna make us listen to their shit whether we wanted to or not.… Read the rest “”

Traditions

Melinda opened the door mid-knock. The man smiled down at her.

“I’m your new neighbor, right next door. I wanted to introduce myself,” he said. With a smirking shrug, he swept past her into the apartment. When he spoke again, it sounded breezily rehearsed.… Read the rest “Traditions”

I know it’s going to sound kinda dumb, but does a vagina have to…

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I know it’s going to sound kinda dumb, but does a vagina have to be shaved…? In pornos/smut movies they’re always completely shaved and clean, but I was wondering if that even matters… Do guys (or girls for lesbians) really prefer shaved vaginas or pubis ?… Read the rest “I know it’s going to sound kinda dumb, but does a vagina have to…”

I hope I use all the right terminology but I recently turned 18 and…

…I’m pursuing my first dom/sub relationship and he (my potential dom) said we don’t need a safe word because he would never take me that far…I feel uneasy? Am I being overly analytical? I this how it usually works? I’m confused and a little overwhelmed.

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Peanut: I think it’s so cute that a man your age references Clueless!

Me: …what? Bitch, Paul Rudd is actually a little bit older than me!

Me (internally): As if!

thoughts on girls who smoke or smoking in general?

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I’m old, so cigarettes don’t offend me the way they do younger people, but I don’t like the scent or the health ramifications.

Unless we’re talking about smoking weed, in which case… light up and breathe deep, bitch.

My daddy has been refusing to eat me out because apparently that’s “too much work”…

…so today I was masturbating in front of him and he was like I’m gonna fuck and i said, no you aren’t. Took my fingers out of my cunt, put them in my mouth while looking him dead in the eyes and said “you’re missing out I taste fucking amazing”.

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Actual television commercial from 1980

A group of young teen girls are having a slumber party. They’re each holding what appear to be reasonably-sized sandwiches, and are poised to take their first bites.

But Mom strides into the room brandishing a copy of People Magazine. She orders the girls to wait before they eat, then opens the magazine and exhorts them to first read an article “about what it means for a woman to grow up fat in America”.… Read the rest “Actual television commercial from 1980”

Hello there, hope I am not disturbing. I am lost and really need some…

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Hello there, hope I am not disturbing. I am lost and really need some advice about an issue
So I have a daddy and we have been talking/playing for almost two years now. We do phone calls, video calls.

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