Ok got it. I guess what I was trying or should have asked was whats the oldest you would date.
Their age wouldn’t really matter if they made me fall in love with them.
Or kidnapped you
How else do you make them fall in love with you?
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Oldest person you’ve been with?
Oldest person you’ve been with?
That would be impolite to say exactly… but the oldest would be my current age, and the oldest relative-to-me-at-the-time was seven years my elder. Although if you want to count “made out and felt her up in public while her husband was in prison” as “been with”, then the biggest relative gap was 16 years.… Read the rest “Oldest person you’ve been with?”
Oldest person you’ve been with?
That would be impolite to say exactly… but the oldest would be my current age, and the oldest relative-to-me-at-the-time was seven years my elder. Although if you want to count “made out and felt her up in public while her husband was in prison” as “been with”, then the biggest relative gap was 16 years.… Read the rest “Oldest person you’ve been with?”
Do you think my brain is fully developed at almost 23 yrs old? 😶🥺
Let’s keep our ambitions in check… I doubt your brain will be fully developed at 43. 🙂
I was hoping you would be old enough to become fascinated with a young pretty girl. And then die soon after.😁 *AARP
If pretty and young were enough to fascinate me, life would be much simpler.
Alas.
I thought you were older. I’m a bit disappointed now.😞
Christ, how old were you hoping I’d be, you little pervert?! ‘Cause if you want older than me, that means you’re into AARP memberships, copious ear hair, and men telling you about RV vacation videos they watched “on the YouTube”.
I’m 21 years old and am so overwhelmed with adulthood and all of its responsibilities. I really wish I could just cling onto your leg like a child and you could make all of my decisions for me.
That can be arranged, assuming you can make yourself useful.
But if you want me to captain the empty vessel of your adulthood, you’d better be sea-worthy. ‘Cause we’re heading to open water and you may not see home again.
Do you like older women/women your own age? Plz answer
If Naomi Watts, Kate Beckinsale, Ming-Na Wen, Gabrielle Union, Marisa Tomei, Salma Hayek, Robin Wright, Madchen Amick, Vanessa Marcil, Monica Bellucci, or —if we stretch “older” to mean late 30s— Minka Kelly are ever in the mood to hit me up, they’re welcome.… Read the rest “Do you like older women/women your own age? Plz answer”
You’re older than my dad! 🙊
Older. Wiser. More likely to finger-bang you.
(I’m assuming.)
I don’t understand your answer to how old you are 🥺 what does that mean?
I need to remember that half of you aren’t just young… you’re on the other side of the planet.
We Didn’t Start The Fire’s lyrics are a chronological recitation of significant historical events and people, which range from shortly after World War II —when Billy Joel was born— to Tiananmen Square in 1989, when the song was released.… Read the rest “I don’t understand your answer to how old you are 🥺 what does that mean?”