My tastes have evolved over the decades, but in the early ‘90s, when she was the queen of “this is an ad for jeans but ironically there are no jeans in the ad”, I thought she was near-perfect.
It’s weird to remember she was older than me, too.… Read the rest “Loooove Anna Nicole Smith!”
So, wait… that is the Marvel movie that Fox re-shot and buried for a year? Say what now?
The New Mutants is far from great; the casting is flawed in places, they tried to stir a couple incongruous romances into the mix, two-fifths of the cast are superheroically superfluous, and it’s probably impossible to really know what’s happening if you’re not watching it with a moldering old man who bought the first 75 issues of the comic off a spinner rack in the ‘80s.… Read the rest “The New Mutants”
This was my first camera, part of Kodak’s ill-fated attempt to clone Polaroid’s self-developing film. They were sued for a fortune and lost… ended up having to send everyone rebates when they took the cameras off the market.
The funny thing was how lame the competition really was.… Read the rest “”
Forget the stupid whore with her tongue in your asshole… for fuck’s sake dude, look at the wallpaper! The only thing holding it in place at this point is a thin lacquer of piss and particulate shame, and your face can’t be more than a couple inches from it!… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “My bf and I were having sex, and we were trying a different position…”…that was a bit too intense for me. I tolerated is for as long as I could but when he got closer he was going faster and it hurt so I told him to stop and he said he was really close so I said our safe word(that we use for kinkier stuff) and he said “just hold on” and finished about 5 seconds after.
Okay, see, the tricky thing about these questions is that I don’t know where you’re coming from. What does “daddy” mean? Is this your soft, snuggly dom who normally slaps your behind and gets you off, who suddenly turns violent and angry in the heat of the moment?… Read the rest “my Daddy kept throwing me on the bed and covering my mouth during an argument. he raised his fist a couple times but didn’t hit me, he apologized after. he has done this several times. what should i do?”
It’s not justified; he shouldn’t be throwing punches.
But it is to be expected; something can be both unjustifiable and wholly predictable. Open disrespect may not be, in and of itself, an invitation to an ass-whooping, but it’s definitely working on the seating chart and auditioning DJs.… Read the rest “My girlfriend’s dad heard me call my girlfriend a “bitch,” so he punched me. Is his behaviour justified?”
Hm. This will be difficult due to my expansive definition of “romantic”.
Slow down.
That’s how we’ll seal the deal, but you haven’t yet sold me your soul.
