how old are you | Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

why……. must i get my period four days before my hot date…….. i’m so tired of this man just let me get my pussy ate

Like any old white guy, I was busy trying to fuck Mother Nature one afternoon last year, and your name came up.… Read the rest “”

painandprettybows:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

A Lie Agreed Upon

I pretend that I push girls to watch Deadwood because it’s the best-written show to ever grace television, and because Al’s relationship with his girls is fucked-up and hot.

But really, I just want to be able to call them “hoopleheads” and have them understand they’re being insulted.

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Please pretty please write a story where a girl is tied up and left to be used by whoever or something

Girl exhaled like an animal when it realizes the trap has been sprung, or like an old woman giving up the ghost. Whatshisname grunted in satisfaction, noting that exhalation was now the only movement his handiwork allowed. He stood and looked —first east and then west— down the track.… Read the rest “Please pretty please write a story where a girl is tied up and left to be used by whoever or something”

Thoughts on girls who smoke cigarettes?

Eh. It makes you smell like crap, but I’m old enough to remember a time when smoking was perfectly normal, so it doesn’t offend me. And cinematically speaking, it has a certain charm.

Never in my house or car, let’s put it that way.… Read the rest “Thoughts on girls who smoke cigarettes?”

eve402:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Faith In Absence

You ache for me without knowing me. My touch is a dream that keeps you awake. Your tongue has never tasted my name, and yet it sings to me in adoration. It feels like madness, this frightful longing that consumes you.

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Better Left

“What don’t you like about me?” she asked, her voice small and her eyes big.

“Your height. Your weight. Your piercings. Your tattoos.” He sighed. “You know, everything nature gave you, and everything you chose for yourself.”

“D-do you—” she whispered as her heart collapsed under its own gravity.… Read the rest “Better Left”

4H

[CONTENT NOTE: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]

She opened her eyes, and it began.

“Good morning, sweetheart! Eight hours exactly!”

She was already crying, but no one seemed to notice.

“I’ve made you a light, healthy breakfast, and I’ve warmed the shower for you.”… Read the rest “4H”

For The Throat

honeyandhandprints:

Kinda just wanna be slapped and called a good girl while you shove your fingers down my throat 🥺

“Good girl. Now say ‘thank you’.”

“Glghan-kkk! Yewgh!”

“Did you just say ‘fuck you’?”

“Ngh! Nugh-nugh!”

“I could swear I heard ‘fuck you’.”… Read the rest “For The Throat”

tell us about the fave 90s girls! :)

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Oh, this could take a while.

I started off the ‘90s with Sherilyn Fenn, ‘cause I loved Audrey Horne, and she reminded me a little of a girl at work.

Then came Lisa Matthews, ‘cause I was reading a lot of Playboy in my early 20s.

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Tumblr just informed me that today is Bedtime Stories’ sixth birthday. In terms of sex blogs run by mean old men, that’s, like, a century. And if it feels forever to me, it must feel even more so to some of you… some of you little freaks have been with me your entire adult lives, through all my moods.… Read the rest “”