Tumblr just informed me that today is Bedtime Stories’ sixth birthday. In terms of sex blogs run by mean old men, that’s, like, a century. And if it feels forever to me, it must feel even more so to some of you… some of you little freaks have been with me your entire adult lives, through all my moods.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”Top Seven Comfort Films
Tagged by @ironmanstarks 😘😍💖
Also I wouldn’t call them ‘comfort’ films per say, more my go-to movies to watch.
1. Dodgeball
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. Pride and Prejudice (2005)
4.
My first video game was Pong. Okay, technically, it was a clone of Pong, with a few extra games built-in… it even came with a light-gun accessory, which was used to shoot a white block that floated randomly around the screen.… Read the rest “”
You’ve been in my lap, fucking me, for the last hour. You’re full of my cum and soaked in our sweat. I shove you off my lap, and you hit the floor with a grunt. You’d thought it was over.
I grab a fistful of hair and drag you to the bathroom, the skin of your ass burning and squeaking across the wood floor.… Read the rest “Bath Time”
I’m old and thus don’t understand the broad appeal of things like Twitch, but I’ve got to admit, I actually enjoy watching expert Beat Saber players do their thing.
As far as playing it?
So while I was sick, I managed to watch a couple movies, both of which I loved, and neither of which I expected to like at all.
The first was Lilo & Stitch, which I managed to not-watch for eighteen straight years.… Read the rest “”
You told me the secret. I could see it in your eyes. That instant of regret, right before you thought to hide it… I couldn’t miss it. Your expression screamed at the words as they filled the space between us. You weren’t sure you’d ever speak it, but you’ve surely spoken it now, and I have clearly heard.… Read the rest “The Spill”
You know what would make it even hotter, my tubby, sexually-confused little petting-zoo reject?
Finding a mean old man to say it for you.
The year you learn to do as you’re fucking told.
So I finally watched it. And was left disappointed.
Joker is a giant performance embedded in a hollow film. It’s trying desperately to be an homage to Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy, and Joaquin Phoenix is arguably better than DeNiro was in either of those… but when you look past its stylistic pretensions, it’s just a super-villain origin story that goes on for an hour too long.… Read the rest “”
