To each their own —unless they’re my own— but… ugh. 😀
I don’t like braids, tight ponytails, or honestly, most kinds of up-do. Even if I appreciate the artistry of it, it’s a turn-off. I mean, at least give me some bangs to work with or something.… Read the rest “”
But beyond that? We have CBS All Access for Discovery, Picard, Survivor, Big Brother, etc. We have D+Hulu for The Mandalorian, those DVD extras, and Hulu’s handy access to the extra-fucked-up Love Island Australia. We have Apple TV+ ‘cause I have a new phone for the first time in five years —bokeh!—… Read the rest “Fave streaming service?”
A bunch of people have asked me about writing lately, which is odd, considering how little of it I do. And as usual, I’m reluctant to respond, because talking about writing leaves me feeling as if I’m walking a douchebag tightrope akin to Joseph Gordon-Levitt in The Walk… or —let’s face it— Joseph Gordon-Levitt in general.… Read the rest “Fangirl Stuff (Please Ignore)”
we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance
Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.
He wants to leave. You can feel it. That’s why you’re here, living this moment, feeling your body slipping away from you. This is the price.
Daddy left you when you were eight, and never even said goodbye. Truth is, even before he left, he hardly said anything at all; when he was around, it was usually to hound Mommy for sex she refused to supply in exchange for money he didn’t have.… Read the rest “Patterns”
I’m going through my archives for stuff I haven’t reblogged in a while and stumbled across a five year old ask that includes this question:
“don’t you want to help those girls instead of ejaculate on them?”
Yessir, it’s a good thing you called when you did. After my inspection, I’m sorry to confirm that you do indeed have a chick problem. No one likes to hear it, I know; the cleanup from any infemmestation is damned difficult, but let me put your mind at ease, my sister’s kid Skeeter and I’re perfessionals.… Read the rest “Cleaning House”
