Fair enough. I’m sorry for erroneously naming your song, Buckcher— I mean late-career Aerosmi— I mean, Hinder.
Bear in mind, you’re talking to someone who, as a kid, was convinced that an old Kenny Rogers song referred to “four hundred children, and a crop in the field.”… Read the rest “Ahem .. it’s “lips of an angel”, not kiss from an angel 🙉”
Ugh.
For reasons that have always mystified and vaguely embarrassed me, I’ve received dozens of asks from young men over the years, wanting me to tell them how to… be me. Most of the guys in question seem like well-intentioned, decent people, but that’s pretty much the most absurd goal anyone could ever have, so I’ve just ignored them.… Read the rest “Bedtime Behavior for Boisterous Boys”
i cant believe im gonna be 23 at the end of this month 😭😭😭😭
Ah, that moment when someone less than half your age is feeling old…
In 1993, I called a girl and left a five minute long message on her answering machine while doing an impression of Gary Oldman in Dracula. Her roommate told her she had a message by saying, “Are you tutoring a Romanian guy now?… Read the rest “Dumb Moves That Got Me Laid”
You know what’s missing from this kink scene? The one immutable characteristic of a woman that no one takes the time and artisanal pride to degrade with any enthusiasm?
We need more southpaw-shaming.
How many of you left-handed perverts are out there, rubbing your clits counter-clockwise or some weird shit, trying to be little but realizing you still can’t cut construction paper like a normal four year old, and turning your hand into a crab claw so you can scribble your deepest, darkest, most awkward, and klutzy thoughts into your dream journal?… Read the rest “A Sinister Proposal”
The tickets were easy. It wasn’t her first trip, so she moved through the process of booking a flight with little thought. There was a nervous flutter in her stomach while she packed, but she ignored it, and concentrated on finding her passport.… Read the rest “The Void”
Q&A time:
What’s the first “kinky” thing you ever did?
(Note: I only want to hear about it if you were at least 18 years old & it was wholly consensual.)
So, Tumblr just told me that today is this blog’s fourth anniversary.
You’re welcome.
David Baewarld – “Hello Mary”
So what’re ya drinkin’?
No, I gave it up.
It was nothing like that,
just enough became enough.
Tell me about your life,
tell me about your man.
No, I was only curious,
I was thinkin’ you’d understand.… Read the rest ““Hello Mary” — David Baerwald”
Every now and then, I take the dog for a walk in the rain, and I’ll find the trail is empty… the side streets are vacant… even the birds are quiet. The world is still and peaceful beneath my feet, like all the life has been drained from it.… Read the rest “Infinity War”
