how old are you | Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

do you think it’s pathetic for a 21 year old to still be a virgin ? I’ve kissed boys and stuff but I’ve never been fucked before

Are you a virgin out of cowardice, or out of resolve?

One’s pathetic, one’s hot.

But the solution to the problem is the same either way.

YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING TOO MANY GOOD THINGS AND SAYING TOO MANY OF THE RIGHT THINGS AND NO ONE SHOULD HOLD THAT MUCH POWER😭

Hi, my app updated and something strange is happening. I have post notifications turned on for you, and I get notifications when you post. If I click them before they disappear I’m able to see, but if I wait, or if I try to access your blog manually, it’s as if you haven’t posted. I only see old posts. Were you aware of this/do you know why it’s happening? Best wishes💕

I suspect it’s just me, dicking around. I sometimes post a draft before it’s finished, or allow something to pop out of the queue at the wrong time, and subsequently delete it. If you immediately follow the notification, you’ll see it… if you wait a while, it may disappear.

Hi! So my bf sent you an ask awhile back (the one about his gf who told him to look at your blog for ideas lol) and I just wanted to thank you for answering his question. I’m a little dummy and bad at expressing my wants and needs sometimes, but your response was worded perfectly. 😊 It was like you read my mind💞

I still question the wisdom of sending a newbie guy to this blog for ideas —if he’s not self-critical and well-intentioned, he’s gonna take away all the wrong things— but I’m really glad it helped, dummy.

You’re not fascinating, you are boring. Get off tumblr. Reading your blog is honestly disturbing. Just another old man looking at tits on tumblr and trying to be edgy. The girls who come to you are insecure and most likely losers themselves.

I don’t know about the rest, but you 10/10 nailed that last sentence.

You are my favourite older man

Aging is what I do best.

Not so much like fine wine; more like a collapsing star… eventually, I will draw you in and consume you.

Don’t hold your pee, it is very dangerous you literally could get very sick

domestic–doll:

🙄🙄🙄🙄

I think it’s sweet that your mom cares enough to stalk your blog.

I’m browsing through your blog and waiting for you to write something sexy and all I see is blaablaablaa old man this so grownup writing style that write something simple that my little mind can understand easily, thanks dad

The dirty little girl-cunt fuckhole rapebait whore stared across the room at the big, hard dicks of the scary, mean, evil men and thought with her pointless brain, “I am a worthless pig slut with daddy issues who deserved to be kidnapped and chained up in this basement by older men, but I wish someone would also drug me, starve me, brainwash me, and then punch me in the back of the head.”… Read the rest “I’m browsing through your blog and waiting for you to write something sexy and all I see is blaablaablaa old man this so grownup writing style that write something simple that my little mind can understand easily, thanks dad”