Media Catch-Up

So it’s January 2022, and I haven’t done this in a while.

Yellowjackets

  • Pretty Lost Little Cannibals is a decent elevator pitch, I’ve got to admit.
  • I’ve only watched the first two eps and thus have little to say so far, but I’m engaged… I enjoy the sheer nastiness of Yellowjackets, I’m always curious about anything Christina Ricci does, and the show scored huge points with me by playing Liz Phair’s Supernova in the first fifteen minutes.
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Since tumblr will no longer let me view you posts…

…do you use any other platform? I know you had some listed but I can’t see anything on you blog anymore to know what they are :((

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The web version of this blog is here. All my new posts are automatically sent there, and from there, they filter out to both my Twitter and Telegram accounts.… Read the rest “Since tumblr will no longer let me view you posts…”

Do you have any fav porn categories that you like to watch often?

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I watch very little porn these days. I own “people” whose existences are justified by their ability to excite me… they’re my porn.

Also, I was never a “category” person… when I watched porn, I watched for individual performers or creators or outlets.… Read the rest “Do you have any fav porn categories that you like to watch often?”

How/where did u meet your girls ?? How many do u have ?? Can u describe them

“How/where” is easy: I speak, and they find me.

I posted my first story to a bulletin board in the early ‘90s; within a week, one of my readers was declaring her love to me, and a month after that, she was driving six hours so I could pound her into a motel mattress and make her love me forever.… Read the rest “How/where did u meet your girls ?? How many do u have ?? Can u describe them”

Recently my boyfriend started treating me more and more like a whore.

He says all I’m good for is fucking and making nice meals for him and his friends. I used to hate it but now I crave being humiliated and brutally fucked by him and all his friends.

I’m always a little confused by the concept of “all I’m good for is fucking and making nice meals.”… Read the rest “Recently my boyfriend started treating me more and more like a whore.”

I was showing the new cunt the Wayback Machine version of my site from the early 2000s, and holy hell, I miss thread maps.

The thing is, I recognize they’re not practical at the scale of something like Tumblr… the HTML/JS for a thread map with thousands of posts might not be performant in a browser on a Chromebook, and a 6″ phone screen isn’t the place for elegant visualizations of conversational flow.… Read the rest “”

do you generally see yourself gravitating towards a certain “type” in terms of physical attributes? If so, what is it?

You tell me. The girls who’ve been particularly close to me over the last eight years, in no particular order:

  • Short/long light hair/big eyes/big boobs
  • Tall/long brown hair/huge eyes/great boobs/sweet ass
  • Short/short dark hair/big eyes
  • Very short/long dark hair/huge eyes/big boobs/a sweet ass when she manages to go to the gym
  • Short/long dark hair/huge eyes/bigger boobs
  • Short/long dark hair/small boobs
  • Short/long light hair/big eyes/chairperson of the itty-bitty titty committee/tight little ass
  • Mid-sized/short light hair/big eyes/big boobs
  • Mid-sized/long brown hair/huge Disney eyes/great boobs/a sweet ass when she isn’t eating candy and drinking alcohol for sustenance

With that said, despite what the list implies: I don’t actually care much about tits.… Read the rest “do you generally see yourself gravitating towards a certain “type” in terms of physical attributes? If so, what is it?”

I recently got into a relationship with a guy who’s into orgasm denial…

A week into me agreeing to not cum for a month, I accidentally came once but I never told him and now a month’s gone by and he’s super proud of me but I know I don’t deserve it😖😖😖 I want to come clean but I’m scared and he’s so happy 🙁

You know, genuine contrition can be pleasing in its own way, particularly when it’s volunteered.… Read the rest “I recently got into a relationship with a guy who’s into orgasm denial…”