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Hello Mr. Bedtime. I’m a long-time follower, and I would scroll and edge my little brains out wishing I could find a man mean enough to have my best interests in mind. Well, I realized that I have to be pretty (and skinny) enough in order to even find a man to do these things, and so I have to start by holding /myself/ accountable. I’ve been working on my flexibility for a couple weeks, and today for the first time I am going to make myself puke! Thank you for motivating me to be the best me.

No.

Just… no. You sweet, stupid little fuck.

(I’m gonna say a bunch of things you already know, but maybe you’ll listen if I say it.)

Y’know what purging’s gonna get you, dummy? An ED and an ass just as fat as the one you started with.… Read the rest “Hello Mr. Bedtime. I’m a long-time follower, and I would scroll and edge my little brains out wishing I could find a man mean enough to have my best interests in mind. Well, I realized that I have to be pretty (and skinny) enough in order to even find a man to do these things, and so I have to start by holding /myself/ accountable. I’ve been working on my flexibility for a couple weeks, and today for the first time I am going to make myself puke! Thank you for motivating me to be the best me.”

I’m a male, and I am honestly surprised by how many girls follow you. I didn’t think there were so many that wanted to be treated like this. I love it

I suspect the full tally is even more staggering than it appears… after all, I only attract the brighter specimens who have above-average language skills, and are clever enough to appreciate my particular strengths. The real, honest-to-God, moronic fuckholes out there probably outnumber my audience 100:1.… Read the rest “I’m a male, and I am honestly surprised by how many girls follow you. I didn’t think there were so many that wanted to be treated like this. I love it”

Do you look like Dwight in rl??☺️

bruisedxfruits:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

anythingbuttpure:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Not even vaguely. Sadly, we can’t all be that handsome.

Having said that, I’m not sure who I look like. You’d have to ask The Idiots.

I would give my right nipple to be able to see what you look like 😶

A nipple might be excessive, and would mess up your rack.

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Hi! Will you move to bdsmlr? I really don’t want to miss your post in the future! <3

I don’t plan to move anywhere… until something better comes along, I’ll be right here. (SPOILER ALERT: There is nothing better at this time.)

With that said, yeah, I’ve created a bdsmlr account. (Unlikely to be used.) I’ve created an Ello account.… Read the rest “Hi! Will you move to bdsmlr? I really don’t want to miss your post in the future! <3”

Is there anyway we can talk to you one on one off of tumblr? As lame as it is to say… maybe on Kik or something?

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Ugh… Kik. I spend most of my time on an iPad, and Kik still hasn’t bothered to make their app universal. It kinda works in landscape, but it’s ultimately just a shitty, upsized iPhone app. I’m willing to keep it installed because people like @dumbbigtittedslut pester me on occasion, but the chances of a random stranger getting me to engage there are slim.

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