You need not fear the mountain, child, for it shall not come to you.
But if you approach upon your knees, you might enjoy the view.
Tag: advice
Is it a desperate move to add a guy I have a crash on on ig?
Honestly, the most desperate move was asking the opinion of an old man who follows one person on Instagram.
But that aside… go ahead and be desperate. Desperate girls never have to ask themselves “what if I’d tried”?
How do I make you like my face goddamnit😭
Act. And I don’t mean pretend; I mean do stuff. Act cute. Act devoted. Act humble. Act funny. Act stupid. Act slutty. Act like you mean it.
No guarantees, but hard work makes every girl just a little prettier.
Hi! I really, really love your blog! I just turned 21 and my bf and I broke up because he wasn’t controlling enough for me. I’ve been talking to some guys online now, but nobody wants to dominate me like I want them to…why won’t anyone hurt me? am i doing something wrong? :(
Based on everything I’ve learned about Tumblr over the last four years, I feel it’s safe to say that if you can’t find a man willing to hurt you, then either:
a) You’re totally not trying.
b) You are somehow uniquely unappealing, in a cursed-by-a-witch-at-birth kind of way.… Read the rest “Hi! I really, really love your blog! I just turned 21 and my bf and I broke up because he wasn’t controlling enough for me. I’ve been talking to some guys online now, but nobody wants to dominate me like I want them to…why won’t anyone hurt me? am i doing something wrong? :(”
autistic brat that just left a 6 year relationship with my 17 years older e. european daddy. devastated. he was addicted to meth and lost control over his life. he had me living with his wife and kid. dropped me out of school and moved me in so i could cover his income as his drug use got him fired, but wouldn’t be honest about it. lied to me–a nothing, a slave–to save face. he went from being such a proud, dominant man to a sniveling, basic narcissist. i miss him. was i wrong to leave him?
Wrong? You silly, silly thing.
I know almost nothing about autism and eastern Europeans, but I know plenty about meth and how people treat others when they’re on it. It doesn’t matter what kind of fucked-up, confused, aimless dummy you might be; it doesn’t matter if you’re a morally malformed gutter-cunt who’ll fuck anything with two testicles and a bad attitude; it doesn’t matter what you’ve done, or what’s been done to you.… Read the rest “autistic brat that just left a 6 year relationship with my 17 years older e. european daddy. devastated. he was addicted to meth and lost control over his life. he had me living with his wife and kid. dropped me out of school and moved me in so i could cover his income as his drug use got him fired, but wouldn’t be honest about it. lied to me–a nothing, a slave–to save face. he went from being such a proud, dominant man to a sniveling, basic narcissist. i miss him. was i wrong to leave him?”
A Guide To Cranky Old Men #1
(I realize that many of you are emotional dunces, and don’t have the first clue how to talk coherently with any adult male, much less one who scares you a little. So I figured I’d start compiling a series of helpful tips that will make our interactions as painless as possible.… Read the rest “A Guide To Cranky Old Men #1”
any advice on how to attract experienced guys if i’m a 5 foot 1 virgin chick?
I love the way you phrase that, like being a 5’1” virgin is akin to having a conjoined twin growing out of your armpit. “How do I get experienced men to ignore the creepy way Half-Susie’s misshapen little foot kicks when they touch my nipple?”… Read the rest “any advice on how to attract experienced guys if i’m a 5 foot 1 virgin chick?”