… Read the rest “”How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt
HoW!?
Damn.
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… Read the rest “”How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt
HoW!?
Damn.
I can hip thrust 250lbs, does that make me 60% as cool as Brie Larson?
What physical attributes turn you on in guys? Do you have a preference for…
What physical attributes turn you on in guys? Do you have a preference for cock size?
… Read the rest “What physical attributes turn you on in guys? Do you have a preference for…”Beards, shoulders, back, beards, hands, beards. I don’t have a preference for cock size, but I do have a preference for beard size.
this isn’t a nude but you have the exact same energy as this comic strip
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I approve of this comparison.
This is so mean.
You’re just extra-sensitive ‘cause you’re equal parts bug and girl.
… Read the rest “”She’s a cutie.
omg 😍😍
I want someone to make me take a picture of myself in the exact same position, put them side by side, and point out every way she looks better than me.
… Read the rest “”Pt II 🌸
Well, I suppose the tits do improve matters a bit. The owls are awfully on-the-nose, though.
Oh, and by the way… is there a specific form or duration of attention you’re seeking?
Playin a fun game of Get Flagged Chicken, otherwise affectionately known as What About Female-Presenting Underboob 🙂
Quit denying people the good stuff. Roll up those sweats and give the crowd what it paid to see.
C’mon, freakshow. You know people wanna look.… Read the rest “”
Pt II 🌸
Well, I suppose the tits do improve matters a bit. The owls are awfully on-the-nose, though.
Oh, and by the way… is there a specific form or duration of attention you’re seeking? Or is this just you being generally slutty?… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”Short Stories
“When did your ankles get thick?” he asked.
She frowned.
“I— all I said was ‘good morning’…”
He placed his coffee cup on the counter.
“Really? I wasn’t listening.”
~ I need some water, somethin’ came over me
Way too hot to simmer down, might as well overheat ~
Perfection
Perfection? Hah. Hah hah. Ho ho. Greedy made a funny!
Okay, sure, when I first saw these pictures, I thought, “Hey, looking quite fuckable, cunt.”… Read the rest “”