tumblr-anewsubstory | Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

avagrantinparadise:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

anewsubstory:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Short Stories

“When did your ankles get thick?” he asked.

She frowned.

“I— all I said was ‘good morning’…”

He placed his coffee cup on the counter.

“Really? I wasn’t listening.”

This makes me so sad EVERY time I see it, without fail.

… Read the rest

anewsubstory:

me: ‘dad, dad! Look my my biceps now’

him: ‘oh wow! Now you just gotta work on those triceps.’

😟

He got game.

Your mum’s private life might be far more interesting than you suspect.

awkwardfurniturehumper:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

At this point, it’s clear that some people aren’t as scared of me as they should be.

if we’re voting, i vote yes!!

There is no vote. No one is voting for this festive atrocity.

And that goes double for smart-assed little idiots.

anewsubstory:

daddys–desperatelittlewhore:

bimbo-in-training:

She’s a cutie.

omg 😍😍

I want someone to make me take a picture of myself in the exact same position, put them side by side, and point out every way she looks better than me.

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Minimising

anewsubstory:

My mum, after not seeing me for a little while:

‘omg why have your boobs shrunk!’

😐

“Are you feeling okay, sweetie? It’s just that, normally, I can read your IUD’s serial number through your leggings, but lately you’re wearing pants designed for women who respect themselves.… Read the rest “Minimising”

anewsubstory:

dumbbigtittedslut:

“I’d never want to be a part of a club who would have me as a member”

Re: my skepticism towards men who say they love me

“You do? What’s wrong with you?”

Me: ‘he said he likes me.

… Read the rest

anewsubstory:

I wanna look like her pls

And we all want that *for* you.

But I’m afraid there’s no ass pretty enough to solve your problems.

Makes sense to me; it’s a waste of time, kissing a girl who needs to be handled.
Because yeah, if I’m brushing my lips over the whole of your body, I’m probably doing something gross like “thinking of your feelings” or “caring about your pleasure.”… Read the rest “”