… Read the rest “I tried to get my mother to watch the first half of TRW Homecoming,…”I tried to get my mother to watch the first half of TRW Homecoming, the funniest part is this woman used to watch marathons of TRW with me when I was in middle and high school (I’m in my late 20s) and apparently missed all of the points, and didn’t go well…she didn’t even last a full minute into it when that convo…..super
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why is logan paul a dipshit….???😟😟
Because I am old and thus find him an affront to the universe.
I’ve never denied myself an orgasm. Please tell me how to deny. 🥺
Stop. Don’t touch. Bad girl. Stop. Don’t touch. Bad girl. Touch a little until it feels good. Stop. Don’t touch. Bad girl. Stop. Don’t touch. Bad Girl. Touch until it feels like you might explode. Stop. Don’t touch. Bad girl.
Then repeat.
Do you think it’s acceptable for a guy to ask his submissive gf to alter her physical appearance to better suit him?
Not something small such as a type of heel or lingerie. More along the lines of cutting her hair or losing a specific amount of weight?
Is it acceptable? Absolutely. You know what else is acceptable? Telling him “fuck no” and bolting.… Read the rest “Do you think it’s acceptable for a guy to ask his submissive gf to alter her physical appearance to better suit him?”
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
Directed at me? I wouldn’t let my dog pull that shit, so why would I let someone even less dignified get away with it?
I went to hug a girl and she grabbed my hand and shook it. what does it mean??
It means she doesn’t want to hug you. And until she trusts you enough to tell you more, that’s all you need to know.
As far as I’m concerned, automatic hugging has always been part stupid, part sleazy. Seinfeld told us to “get off the ‘kiss hello’ program” almost 30 years ago, and I thiink it’s time the obligatory hug followed it into the dustbin of history. … Read the rest “I went to hug a girl and she grabbed my hand and shook it. what does it mean??”
what do I do if my girl cheats on me with a famous guy and justifies it by saying that it was a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” and anyone would’ve done it?
I dunno… see, it’s all a matter of your dignity. And it’s 2021; you could be talking about some dipshit like Logan Paul.
If by “famous” you mean your girl tripped and fell on Alexander Skarsgard’s dick, your only question should be whether or not she stuck the landing.… Read the rest “what do I do if my girl cheats on me with a famous guy and justifies it by saying that it was a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” and anyone would’ve done it?”
What is the single hardest lesson a man has to learn in a relationship with a woman?
How to meet her at her level, where she lives. How to speak her language, and then become better at it than she is.
And then change her language. Colonize it. Pervert it until she doesn’t know where she ends and I begin.… Read the rest “What is the single hardest lesson a man has to learn in a relationship with a woman?”
Meeting someone in person after speaking online: Is it Awkward?
Not in my experience. I’m sure it was moderately terrifying for them, but it felt natural as breathing to me.
Also, the quickest way to remove the awkwardness from a first meeting is to take her home, strip her naked under the brightest lights in her apartment, and start making a list of disappointments.
I truly do fall asleep to your blog, you know? Maybe I just hope to find your words in played out in my dreams
You’re not alone. Although everyone’s favorite thing with me is falling asleep to the sound of my voice.
I don’t get it, personally, but I long ago quit trying to talk sense to idiots. They’re gonna love what they love, and I’ve just got to deal with being “what”.