I like it when a girl dresses up.
Well, not so much the dressing up, as much as the moment when she finally finishes getting ready and asks me what I think, when I can finally say “Ha ha. I get it.… Read the rest “are u into dressing up for sex??”
I like it when a girl dresses up.
Well, not so much the dressing up, as much as the moment when she finally finishes getting ready and asks me what I think, when I can finally say “Ha ha. I get it.… Read the rest “are u into dressing up for sex??”
Deforestation is for girls, not rain forests.
Big spoon, always.
… Read the rest “you got an anon earlier that asked about how to make herself cum/not being…”…able to feel her fingers, and i figured i’d maybe drop this in ur inbox for her bc i know what she means about the fingers thing — most folks can’t get off fingering themselves. it doesn’t feel like much, kind of like tickling yourself?
For the record, I feel the internet has failed society if earnest young men have to seek advice from me. That I seem like a relatively reasonable source of input is sad as hell.
But onward…
Now that everything is sync’d to the website, there’s no danger of that.
And I’ve been doing this since the ‘90s… I’ve probably forgotten how to stop at this point.
…and I’ve been horny all day 🥺 I’m happy but you always crawl back into my thoughts
Surprise, surprise.
It’s cute, how much you want to believe you’re happy.
And I’m not the one doing the crawling, cunt.
…is that wrong? I’m scared of disgusting him
It’s definitely not wrong; if it were me, I’d consider it rude if you didn’t beg Dad to violate you.
But here’s the thing… he should be disgusted. I’m disgusted, and I barely know you.… Read the rest “I want my bf to let me call him “Dad” during sex…”
I wondered why and was it something about his character you identify with? If so thank you for validating my attraction to his pervy arrogance
It is indeed Spader, but not as Steff from Pretty In Pink; that’s Graham from Sex, Lies & Videotape, Steven Soderbergh’s first —and best— film. … Read the rest “One of your photos on the bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls.com blog was James Spader (I think in pretty in pink)…”
Prove it, dummy.
Fair warning: I have a pretty expansive definition of “anything”. It’s pretty much “everything”.