Tag: asks

Anonymous asked:

You think one of the reasons that you only like a girl half of your age that because you are worried that mature women would show you how immature you are and throw you away. I mean apart from all those fancy words, you are just a shallow man who has no relationship and ambitions.

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Anonymous asked:

I’m so sorry for your loss Mr B

I know there’s not really much anyone can do about it to help but we all care about you and want to see you smile

We’d love to listen to your stories, if talking about him would help

My heart is more than broken.… Read the rest “”

Anonymous asked:

Can we see the dog

He passed away today, at 15 years old.

He was a pretty boy. But more importantly, he was a good boy. The best boy. Best friend.

I will not be okay for a while.

Anonymous asked:

Could you do 1998? 👉🏼👈🏼 If you don’t mind

My memories are sharpest every other decade… so the 20teens, the ‘90s, and the ‘70s meant the most to me. And ‘98 was a fairly interesting year.

  • “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
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Anonymous asked:

that anon saying about being born in 1999 and your response was so 😵‍💫😵‍💫(and interesting too!) I was born in 2005 so i’m curious as to what that was like for you 😛

also ive seen your blogs around for a while but only just followed it recently.

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With the potential exception of returning to Canada, I don’t foresee leaving the States any time soon. I’m old and tired, so the next few meetings will involve the girls coming to me.

But don’t let the petty reality of my creaky vertebrae squash your dreams.… Read the rest “”

Along with “making me erect” and “making me comfortable”, “making me laugh” is among the highest of callings for a cunt.

Good girls know how to make their inadequacies amusing.

My 1999:

  • Waitresses had been calling me “sir” for at least a few years at that point.
  • My first gray hairs were sprouting.
  • I was building a blogging engine for the BDSM community I operated. And migrating the whole community platform from a custom —and horrifically inefficient— flat-file XML database to a slightly faster Access backend.
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RE: the intensity of his feelings

That’s a tricky one. On the one hand, it could be sincere… individual girls often awaken interests and urges within me, so it’s possible you’ve stirred things inside him that he doesn’t know how to process.… Read the rest “”

Anonymous asked:

Do your girls qualify as your partners then?

 They’re my family and my property.

So in terms of “partners”, let’s just say they’re minority shareholders.