… Read the rest “I tried to get my mother to watch the first half of TRW Homecoming,…”I tried to get my mother to watch the first half of TRW Homecoming, the funniest part is this woman used to watch marathons of TRW with me when I was in middle and high school (I’m in my late 20s) and apparently missed all of the points, and didn’t go well…she didn’t even last a full minute into it when that convo…..super
Tag: asks
Have you ever -actually- had a girl vomit on you?
Have you ever -actually- had a girl vomit on you?
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Vomit? No. But I had a girl choke on my dick a couple months ago, and spew disgusting ropes of viscous saliva all over my cock.
Don’t worry… the pig cleaned up her mess.
so which girl is your fav?
so which girl is your fav?
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It required much consideration, but I landed on this:
Any tips on becoming a good anal slut for someone with zero experience?
Any tips on becoming a good ✨anal slut✨ for someone with zero experience?
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Bend over and think of England.
Hi, new dom here trying to learn the ropes. Since you’re talking about safewords,…
… Read the rest “Hi, new dom here trying to learn the ropes. Since you’re talking about safewords,…”Hi, new dom here trying to learn the ropes. Since you’re talking about safewords, what do I actually do when my sub safewords? Like I know not to ever ignore a safeword but when they use it, what is the procedure I should follow?
I’m so glad I found your blog 🤍
I’m so glad I found your blog 🤍
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And it is glad to be found.
I’ve been here —speaking like this, about this— for over ten years. In that time I have done unusual things, visited odd places, and collected a menagerie of curious creatures who all want to hump my foot.… Read the rest “I’m so glad I found your blog 🤍”
How does one get started with edging and cockwarming without getting carried away?
How does one get started with edging and cockwarming without getting carried away?
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I find this a curious question for two reasons:
- Why are edging and cockwarming paired up? They’re both fine ways for a girl to spend her time, to be sure… but it doesn’t feel like there’s a natural affinity there.
You use like a lot of big words and sometimes I don’t even know…
You use like a lot of big words and sometimes I don’t even know what the words mean, but it’s kinda cool how smart you are bc it’s hot
Merry Christmas, you addlepated nincompoop!
Do you and your girls have any holiday traditions? I’m imagining a secret Santa,…
Do you and your girls have any holiday traditions? I’m imagining a secret Santa, or each girl getting a free orgasm…?
Anyways, Merry Christmas! I’m so glad I discovered you this year 💗
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Our primary holidays are International Bedtime Month and the holy days of April and October.… Read the rest “Do you and your girls have any holiday traditions? I’m imagining a secret Santa,…”
i want the man im fucking to be more like you. say the things…
… Read the rest “i want the man im fucking to be more like you. say the things…”i want the man im fucking to be more like you. say the things you do and treat me how you treat cunts. he’s almost there, sometimes he says things that are right on track, but not quite, and it feels like the worst edging session of my life.