Do you have any advice for someone who’s about to try being free use for the first time?
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I’m always confused by what Tumblr people mean by “free use”. Do you mean “my husband’s friends are coming over and they’ve all got a pass to use me like a crusty sock”, or “when my boyfriend likes what he sees, he yanks down my leggings and plows me without a word”?… Read the rest “Do you have any advice for someone who’s about to try being free use…”
i broke up with my boyfriend a while back. he doesn’t seem to have agreed with it though, he tells me to come over to cook him dinner all the time. and i do it! a lot! i feel pathetic… but also like i can’t let the guy starve you know?… Read the rest “i broke up with my boyfriend a while back. he doesn’t seem to have…”
How do your girls look at you? Can you see their devotion just by glancing into their eyes?
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How do they look at me? Let me count the ways:
i can’t think of a halloween costume. what should i go as?
A ball with sunglasses.
How do you handle pillow princesses?
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I don’t.
Passive girls don’t get far with me… I’m into active devotion, not silent assent.
why does Blossom call you Dada instead of Daddy?
Because she’s small in the head.
say something hot
I’m old, kid, and nearing the end of two weeks wherein I have barely slept, watched scary movies with a girl attached to every limb, beaten multiple asses, punched multiple faces, been ringleader of a five-cunt orgy, soothed countless tears, and made more dreams come true than Santa and Make-A-Wish combined.… Read the rest “say something hot”
are any of the girls visiting you any time soon? (or you visiting them) just curious:)
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I’m doing the visiting this time! One of them is asleep on my lap right now, and the other four are flying into town in a couple days.… Read the rest “are any of the girls visiting you any time soon? (or you visiting them)…”
… Read the rest “I can’t find Bug’s I always fail to remember her blog name and as…”I can’t find Bug’s blog… I always fail to remember her blog name and as she’s not very active anymore she’s never on my dash. Could you reblog an older post where you two were interacting? So I can find her again?
… Read the rest “I stumbled across your blog and it fascinated me in some way, even though…”I stumbled across your blog and it fascinated me in some way, even though it’s not the content of your blog, but how you see people.
People scare me, I don’t see through them. I don’t understand what motivates them and what role I play in their life, game or whatever.
