Tag: asks

I feel like I am too out of touch with my emotions so I don’t cry often, I want you to find my tears & coax them out -🙈

I made someone cry earlier today. I wouldn’t say I did any coaxing, though.… Read the rest “I feel like I am too out of touch with my emotions so I…”

of course you’re tall. tall guys are so hot. i’m 5’1″ so i really like the size difference. not sure why just do

I don’t consider myself “tall”. Tall people are 6’3”+… I’m just a full-grown man.

I’m tall enough to see over crowds, not tall enough to dunk.… Read the rest “of course you’re tall. tall guys are so hot. i’m 5’1″ so i really…”

so i’ve seen people discuss daddy issues a zillion times. i never see anyone discuss mommy issues. what are those?

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Despite what the “all women are…” crowd says, girls aren’t the same. Daddy issues are well-known, get the spotlight and the headlines, and seem to cause the most obvious damage… yet they form in a multitude of ways and have multiple —sometimes contradictory— effects that few people using the term can comprehend.… Read the rest “so i’ve seen people discuss daddy issues a zillion times. i never see anyone…”

How tall are you?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

More than a Cumberbatch, less than a Hemsworth.

I am one Cumbersworth tall.

Do you only like/own girls with serious Daddy issues?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Not at all.

I also like/own the ones with serious Mommy issues.

Do you look anything like your pfp?

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Not even vaguely. But Glowbug thinks I look slightly like this:

…while Peanut thinks I look like this:

Oh, and I once had someone randomly say I looked like this:

And of course, to Blossom, I’m just…

i hate finding men like you attractive

It’s unlikely you’ve ever met a man like me. And once you do, the only thing you’ll hate is how insufficient he makes everything else feel.

Your silly little hate won’t save you from falling in love.

What makes a pussy pretty to you?

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Someone asks this question every time I reblog that post about kissing cunt. And it’s really hard to answer, because pussy just happens to be very pliable, subject to blood flow fluctuations, and lives in a difficult-to-light area of the body.… Read the rest “What makes a pussy pretty to you?”