I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug macarons is because she has nice tits and is willing to eat ass
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Her tits are indeed pretty good… they haven’t been stabbed with needles nearly often enough, but overall, they’re fine.… Read the rest “I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug…”
Puddles has a very sweet voice considering…well
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Most descriptions of Puddles’ characteristics end the same way: “considering… well.”
Because she’s Miss Congeniality in a pageant where she is the only contestant. In a wold where girls are treasures, she’s a consolation prize.… Read the rest “Puddles has a very sweet voice considering…well”
I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna see your list as to why she’s never had it, doesn’t deserve it lol
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What, you want me to publicly dismantle and document the fleshy apparatus she pilots to and fro through life like a dwarven Gundam forged from bad decisions and carbohydrates?… Read the rest “I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna…”
what happened to button?? 🙁
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Nothing. I just looked in on the birthday cunt, and she’s in her bathroom, playing with her hair.
Like a seven year old.
Which she’s mostly not.
… Read the rest “I took a little sabbatical from sending anons because it feels a little pointless…”I took a little sabbatical from sending anons because it feels a little pointless until I’m in a situation where I can fully devote and worship you. I’m just touching base to say that the work I’m doing in your name is going swell.
i’m also really suicidal. why is that such a thing with girls? we are pathetic
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You’re not pathetic; the world makes it hard to be a girl, and takes away half your options for expressing your frustration.… Read the rest “i’m also really suicidal. why is that such a thing with girls? we are…”
Please could you explain your good girl point scheme? Is it something outside of livestreams? Can they be cashed in for treats?
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From finish to start:
Good Girl Points exist somewhere in the liminal space between Stan Lee’s No Prize and crypto, meaning their value hovers between “wholly imaginary” and “slightly stupid”.… Read the rest “Please could you explain your good girl point scheme? Is it something outside of…”
are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)
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Bits and pieces. They almost all lean left politically, but they’re only intermittently political. They’re mostly little old ladies in twentysomething drag… they’re generally befuddled by the latest cultural trends, their grasp of current technology is akin to that of a random grandma, and with the exception of Pinky, they get up before the sun and tend to fall asleep a couple hours after it goes down.… Read the rest “are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)”
Pretty please upload more streams to YouTube, Sir 💗 I’m in the UK so I always miss them
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I’ve really slacked off on posting the stream recordings. I fell behind because of all the medical insanity that prevailed for six months or so, then fell behind more with The Gathering, and then dropped off a cliff with all the streaming I did in August.… Read the rest “Pretty please upload more streams to YouTube, Sir I’m in the UK so I…”
With all these new girls, I feel like we need a flowchart to keep up. Are they all on tumblr?
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They’re all here. The Tumblr-to-my-semen-inside-you pipeline is real.
But they’re not exactly new. I first became aware of Blossom in, what… 2017?… Read the rest “With all these new girls, I feel like we need a flowchart to keep…”
