If this is the best version of my ideal self, I don’t know who’s in more trouble: me, or the lot of you.
Tag: asks
How do you feel about fifty shades of grey?
A few things:
(1) I’ve never read the book, and am unlikely to see the movie. If I want to watch a film about people wrecking themselves with sexuality, I’ll watch Steve McQueen’s Shame again.
(2) I think the “romanticizing abuse” meme is horseshit.… Read the rest “How do you feel about fifty shades of grey?”
How old are u
Old enough to feel that Prince is the only person who can get away with abbreviating three letter words.
You don’t know me but you may be able to figure it out. My name starts with a S. Compliments on how you can make me laugh and wet at the same time. Xo
Sarah? Sarah Silverman? B-but you make me hard and laugh at the same time! This is all so– so sudden.
Are you in the LA area Sir?
I am everywhere and nowhere, the shadow that haunts the corner of your eye. I am a monument to your frailty and cowardice, to be worshipped like the God your cunt has made of me. I know the names of all your darkest fears, and more importantly, they know mine.… Read the rest “Are you in the LA area Sir?”
I know that you would fall in love with me.
That’s a bold statement.
Lately you kind of seem like a boring whiny lil pussy tbh
Are you suggesting that my core is insufficiently hard? That my ass is conspicuously lacking in badness? You, sir, have cut me to the quick.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sit in the corner and try to menstruate.
i just want to be tied over a table and fucked by anyone walking by, or kept captive and fucked brutally whenever his friends want. I need someone to tell me to take his cock, i want someone who will shove it in my ass without asking, i want someone who will make me eat his ass, i want someone who will throw me against walls, i want someone who will push me down and rape me on the floor, i want someone who will gag me and tie me so i cant move and let me struggle and scream while i get pounded.
If that’s really what you want, why aren’t you out experiencing it?
It’s not as if you have to actually do anything to be violated; Men, Inc. is busy every day, cranking out swaggering, staggering monsters to stalk your nightmares and/or Facebook.… Read the rest “i just want to be tied over a table and fucked by anyone walking by, or kept captive and fucked brutally whenever his friends want. I need someone to tell me to take his cock, i want someone who will shove it in my ass without asking, i want someone who will make me eat his ass, i want someone who will throw me against walls, i want someone who will push me down and rape me on the floor, i want someone who will gag me and tie me so i cant move and let me struggle and scream while i get pounded.”
You’re such an amazing writer! Everything you write is amazing, even if it’s just a sentence. I wish you’d post more!
You’re a sweetie!
The fact that you’re flummoxed by basic human biology is a hoot! Ah, men and their delicate external genitals that they’ve broken the world to protect. Your blog reads more like Bedtime Stories from a Broken Boy.
Can I just say that this is the cutest, most scrupulously G-rated bit of disdain-mail I’ve ever received? I feel like I’ve been zinged by Ned Flanders or something.
Dear Anon: It’s nice knowing there are people like you in the world.… Read the rest “The fact that you’re flummoxed by basic human biology is a hoot! Ah, men and their delicate external genitals that they’ve broken the world to protect. Your blog reads more like Bedtime Stories from a Broken Boy.”