I’ll grant that his “don’t they know we’re bringing them the plague?” is the kind of line I’d love to craft, but like Freud, you suffer from a lack of imagination.
Never blame a mother for the babysitter’s handiwork; then as now, bored teenaged girls can be surprisingly perverted.
Women fascinate me; everything about them is interesting. The way they look, smell, talk, laugh, move, and feel… all the classic stuff. But I also love the weird, fucked-up parts, the bits they’re reluctant to let men see; the stuff they work so hard to pose and primp and prance around.… Read the rest “Why do you think you write what you write? (No bashing, just an honest curiosity)”
That’s hella possibleeeee.
(Sorry, I just wanted to see if repeating an unpronounced letter to imply extended audible emphasis looked as goofy when I do it. It does.)
… Read the rest “What’s your number 1 fantasy???”sillysexystupid-deactivated2020:
Daddy sewing my cunt shut & forcing me to be an anal only cunt. I like to picture myself kicking & screaming. Begging Him not to. Telling Him He can’t do that, it’s not fair. In my head, Daddy patiently smiles at me, explains that I’m His property, so of course He can do whatever He wants with me.
The only way I’ll kill you is softly, with my song.
I hate giving an honest answer here, because it’s going to come off so film-buff cliché, but… it’s Citizen Kane. Since first seeing it in my early twenties, I’ve watched it dozens of times. Gregg Toland and Orson Welles invented the look of modern cinema in 1941, and I’m continually amazed by it.… Read the rest “what’s your favourite movie?”
Grr. Argh.
1. I’m good with that. If we factor my penis out of the equation, making a woman laugh is just as satisfying as making a skank cry.
2. In the immortal words of Journey’s Steve Perry: don’t stop believin’.
3. In fairness, it’s not as if I have a rule against screwing emotionally competent women; smart, stable girls have their obvious charms.… Read the rest “honestly I’m more attracted to your twisted sense of humour and the fact that I believe you actually look like Mr. Blonde than the “i only fuck broken girls” thing”
Tell him he has a little dick, his mother’s a cunt, and you just missed your period because his best friend fucks like a machine… then stand very still and wait for nature to take its course.
When I was in third grade —in the ’70s— I tried to convince a pretty, blond girl in my class to do a strip show for the boys. Negotiations broke down over venue availability, but prior to that, I had an in-principle deal netting myself a front row seat and 50% of the gate.… Read the rest “Hi.”
