I don’t know if that says more about me or your boyfriend, but I’ll take the win.
Next time he leaves you underwhelmed, come off anon and let me know. I promise not to tell him how fucked up you are.
I don’t know if that says more about me or your boyfriend, but I’ll take the win.
Next time he leaves you underwhelmed, come off anon and let me know. I promise not to tell him how fucked up you are.
I am as far from perfect as it is possible for one man to be. But I’m happy to be told otherwise.
Out of curiosity, was that three times before you finished the story, or three times across three different readings?… Read the rest “I just want to say I adored your post of the dom and sub in the bathtub. Its amazing. I came whilst reading three times now. Its simply perfect like you Sir. Ellie”
1. As much fun as Orange Is The New Black makes incarceration look, I’m pretty sure Big Boy Prison is a lot closer to Oz. I’ll pass, thanks.
2. I don’t push girls down the rabbit hole; I just place pretty decorations around it and wait for them to fall on their own.
Okay.
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Karla Homolka is hot.
Karla is a twisted bitch who probably deserved more than the Canadian legal system gave her.
But when it comes to desperate, mindless, amoral man-pleasers, she has few rivals outside of fictional chicks like Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers.… Read the rest “Do you like Canadian girls?”
Interesting that you say that. Just yesterday, one of the girls who follow me commented privately that “a cunt is a cunt”. I disagreed, telling her that I consider all of her kind to be unique, polluted little snowflakes made of acid rain, full of fascinating toxins and mysteries.… Read the rest “I actually WAS suggesting that an ejaculation wouldn’t make anything better. after reading your linked post i can confirm that, but it might get her off and i guess thats better than nothing. so, I’m happy for all the broken women and men who are finding solace in their own misery. i hope they know that they’re still unique snowflakes and nothing will change that.”
How do you define random? I called RPB a cunt a couple posts ago, but (1) she *is* a cunt, (2) she knows it, and (3) she’s hardly random.
Most women are fully-formed, capable human beings, and I try to treat them accordingly.… Read the rest “why do you call random girls “cunt”?”
… Read the rest “You have a beautiful way with words. I am in love with your writing style”I love your excellent taste. Come off anon and lavish me with your textual adulation… there is always room in my fangirl harem.
That’s a much better first message than mine was, which was basically me going I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU’RE SO SICK I READ YOUR ENTIRE BLOG I LOVE YOU HI WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!!!
I have a brother, but he’s not a twin, and if you want a shot with him, you need to really, really like meth. And pregnancy. And never seeing him again.
I just realized that this may actually sound appealing to some of you crazy bitches.… Read the rest “tell me that you have a twin brother i need someone like you in my life :P”
I’m looking for fangirls who want to come off anon and fuel my writing by opening up their messy little minds to me.