this is a bit embarrassing, but I only had sex once in my life…

this is a bit embarrassing, but I only had sex once in my life which was with my ex but it wasn’t really sex I didn’t really get to experience, and this guy asked me if I wanted to have threesome with him and his girl and it get me nervous/anxious cause I feel like ill mess something up or make a fool out of my self.

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I don’t think I’m your kind of “broken girl” anymore. I think I was…

I don’t think I’m your kind of “broken girl” anymore. I think I was a number of years ago but I’ve pulled it together since then. Is it weird that the more this decade shapes up, the more I think maybe it would be easier if I was still your kind of broken?

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Do you ever worry if you have enough mental space for your cult? Getting…

Do you ever worry if you have enough mental space for your cult? Getting in every girl’s head so intimately, getting to know every inch of them, can you really keep up with even the ones that catch your eye?

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also!! are you british because if so we’d love to hear you complain about…

also!! are you british because if so we’d love to hear you complain about the coronation

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I’m most definitely not British, and I wasn’t even aware the coronation was happening this week until it was over.

I’ve happily watched The Crown, Victoria, The Favourite, Henry V, Richard III, The Madness of King George, Elizabeth, The Tudors, and who knows what else, but the real-life tabloid doings of this batch of royals leaves me bored as hell.