how has your blog been up for so long tell me your secrets

how has your blog been up for so long tell me your secrets

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Let’s see…

  1. It’s hard to follow The Rules when the rules keep changing, but I don’t actively try to circumvent them.
  2. This blog began with porn captioning, which was easy and fun.
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Hello, Mr. BedtimeFirst, I want to thank you, sir, for all the work you’ve put in here for us little girls.I need advice from…

Hello, Mr. Bedtime

First, I want to thank you, sir, for all the work you’ve put in here for us little girls.

I need advice from a real, reasonable, grown-up man, please.

My thoughts alternate between wanting to be a little bitch owned by a decant man and wanting to be a self-sufficient woman who makes all of her own decisions.

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i feel perverse saying this but i just watched the latest season of You…

i feel perverse saying this but i just watched the latest season of You and the scene where they made the waiter get on all fours and be a croquet hoop for them really turned me on. ack. what do i do with this

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I haven’t watched You, but as far what to do with it… lock your door, masturbate yourself into a frenzy, pray to the god of your choice for forgiveness, and then go back to being a normal person.… Read the rest “i feel perverse saying this but i just watched the latest season of You…”

hiiiiiI just saw the ask from someone saying they’ve followed you for years &…

hiiiii

I just saw the ask from someone saying they’ve followed you for years & it’s like they took the words out of my mouth. I’ve always been fascinated with the way you precisely leverage insecurity with eroticism, it’s SO satisfying to read and experience in my body.

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Toxic dull white entitled man posts from mother’s basement. Groundbreaking

Toxic dull white entitled man posts from mother’s basement. Groundbreaking.

The emptiness of life is weighing ya down, huh? I get it.

I mean, I don’t get it, since I receive more love in a day than you will in your lifetime.… Read the rest “Toxic dull white entitled man posts from mother’s basement. Groundbreaking”

How do your new girls deal with how obsessed you are with your past…

How do your new girls deal with how obsessed you are with your past subs 😅

How does the woman in the first pew who organizes all the church bake sales feel about the girl from down the block who left the church to do missionary work in Nigeria?… Read the rest “How do your new girls deal with how obsessed you are with your past…”

Hi, so, long time lurker, wondering if you can help. It’s my ten year…

Hi, so, long time lurker, wondering if you can help. It’s my ten year anniversary with my Daddy soon and I’d like to surprise him with a semi permanent written tattoo (that I’ll do myself) and wondered if you had any suggestions of what I could write?

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