Why do you like South Park and Polanski??
That’s a bizarre pairing to make.
I don’t like South Park… I love South Park, and the way it has constantly stretched and evolved. Trey Parker is one of the great comedic minds of his era, almost disturbingly productive on a level I can’t fathom, and astonishingly multi-talented… I’m pretty sure I’d enjoy hanging out with him.… Read the rest “Why do you like South Park and Polanski??”
How does cruelty come so easy for you? How can I learn it?
Who said it came easily?
If cruelty came easily, I’d have had the world under my thumb by thirty-five. I’d also have been a monstrous asshole the scale of which would beggar the imagination… but this doesn’t sound like a version of me that would have cared.… Read the rest “How does cruelty come so easy for you? How can I learn it?”
Someone made sweet potatoes with mini marshmallows on top and I thought of you.
Thanks for worming your way into my thanksgiving dinner.
Next I’ll infect your Christmas season, until every mention of Santa makes you think of desperate girls being surveilled and judged, while every song of faith sounds like a joyous ode to me.
Finger-bang 😳 why does that make me feel… things?
Probably because you’re a thing that wants to be felt.
I am obsessed with trying to figure you out. Obsessed. And I cannot do it. Despite years of observation. What am I missing?
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Figuring me out isn’t easy… I’ve been working on that particular project for over fifty years.… Read the rest “I am obsessed with trying to figure you out. Obsessed. And I cannot do…”
Would you tell us the story of you and the “foremost love of your life”?
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There are a few stories about her on the blog… The Watch being the most popular. And I talk about all kinds of things on the stream.
Hey you got your icon back!
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Indeed. It’s still hard to believe that VerizoTumblr thought breaking an important part of the UI —unique, scannable user icons— and leaving it broken for years was a good idea.
But good on Automattic for finally coming up with a solution… seriously, there’s no telling how much corporate negotiation they had to do with Apple and Stripe to reach this point.… Read the rest “Hey you got your icon back!”
… Read the rest “when you were younger, did you ever imagine the internet growing the way it…”when you were younger, did you ever imagine the internet growing the way it has or that you’d one day control the lives of many, have global reach, be the overlord of multiple living breathing human beings, and the founder of a cult-lite made up of who knows how many dedicated and adoring fans, all who found you through a shitty blogging website?
Is there a big difference between the one with 3 cams and the ones with only 1? Such as much longer relationship, much deeper relationship… how do they others cope with knowing they’re evidently much less important or cared for than another?… Read the rest “Is there a big difference between the one with 3 cams and the ones…”
… Read the rest “I have been messaging with a guy and he now has some control over…”I have been messaging with a guy and he now has some control over me. I have to ask him to pee, send photos x times a day and send edging videos everyday. I like the structure, and he’s very comprehensive, but he takes some time to reply, and when I send him nudes and the edging videos he doesn’t pay much attention to them, it seems.
