i will give up anything and give you everything to get your attention
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You’d better be in it for more than attention, cunt.
Your sacrifice and surrender aren’t parts of a transaction; they are offerings made to your higher power.… Read the rest “i will give up anything and give you everything to get your attention”
1- do you dress up for Halloween?
2- do you hand out candy to trick or treaters?
3- is your house decorated?
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Let’s see here…
Are you in love Mr. Bedtime?
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Pretty much continuously since the early ‘90s.
The world is full of things to love.
Do you believe in life on other planets?
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Of course. I myself am from a barred spiral galaxy in the Cepheus-Draco border territory.
what’s the difference between a girl who is officially yours and a girl who is just “in orbit”?
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Some planets are dwarfs, some are gas giants. Some girls are toys and some are tools. They orbit at different distances, are composed of different things.… Read the rest “what’s the difference between a girl who is officially yours and a girl who…”
do you think you tend to view some of your past relationships with rose colored glasses and-or wish your current girls were worth gushing about as much?
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No to both.
I see many, many flaws in my past relationships.… Read the rest “do you think you tend to view some of your past relationships with rose…”
take my teeth out pls 🙂
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That’d be great in theory, but at some point I’d have to look at you.
What happened to the new girl you mentioned a while back? She didn’t make the cut? I can fill in.
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There have been a number of new girls in the past year.
One let me down, one has exceeded expectations, and a handful more have settled into an orbit around my celestial pulpit.… Read the rest “What happened to the new girl you mentioned a while back? She didn’t make…”
i wake up thinking about your blog through my day im brainlessly refreshing and refreshing and before bed i come back here, it’s like in metaphorically humping your leg for something
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“…for something”?
I’ll have you know leg-humping is a reward unto itself.
