pssssst hey i love you 🤍🐷🫶🏻
(submitted by: sublunaryorchid)
It’s so sweet of you to express such a sentiment, particularly in my language. Allow me to respond in kind.
Duuuuuuuuuh. 🥹.
Tag: asks
how tall are u
how tall are u
Much taller than a Stark, much shorter than a Clegane. Roughly:
So, a quick comment on House of the Dragon:
Meh. This just goes to show that GoT was always about the Starks and Lannisters… take them out, and you’ve got a bunch of wigs glowering at one another.
Why is good laserjob so important ?
Why is good laserjob so important ?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Because if Vader were an aesthetician, that’s how he’d do it.
“I find your lack of hair… arousing.”
so i would like some advice if you can please.I am submissive and i…
… Read the rest “so i would like some advice if you can please.I am submissive and i…”so i would like some advice if you can please.
I am submissive and i don’t have much experience i’m 19 And I met a DOM on the internet we live in neighboring cities We had 2 dates in the two we had sex And all the domination was very good I had never done anal and we used plugs and stuff.
favorite movie soundtrack?
… Read the rest “favorite movie soundtrack?”favorite movie soundtrack?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Probably Magnolia. We were talking about it on the stream the other day… aside from Angelo Badalamenti’s work for Twin Peaks, I’ve probably listened to the Magnolia soundtrack more than any other.
one hole one dick is a great band name lol
one hole one dick is a great band name lol
(submitted by: Anonymous)
One Hole One Dick (1O1D to fans) and their #3 hit, “Schlong Bonded (Time Of Your Life)” are up next in the countdown…
What physical attributes do you find attractive?
What physical attributes do you find attractive?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Eyes.
Facial expressiveness.
Back dimples.
A good laser job.
Nice ankles.
The dumb smile they have when they’ve done well.
Whats the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist? One looks up your family…
Whats the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist? One looks up your family tree and the other looks up your family bush.
😂
(submitted by: Anonymous)
What’s the difference between a dirty dad joke and a confused garble of words?… Read the rest “Whats the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist? One looks up your family…”
How does one earn the right to call you dad?
How does one earn the right to call you dad?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Embrace me as both prophet and pater, and offer unto me your world.
It’s a simple recipe, but one often botched in the baking.
Does your sub submit 24/7 to you?
Does your sub submit 24/7 to you?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Even in my early twenties, at my meekest, I had no interest in bedroom kink.
It’s a relationship, not an activity.