How far away can a girl be and still be yours? Say, latin america,…

How far away can a girl be and still be yours? Say, latin america, africa, asia? Would you expect her to move closer?

At various points, I’ve had girls who’ve hailed from every continent.

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Distance isn’t itself an issue… it’s the persistence of distance that causes problems.… Read the rest “How far away can a girl be and still be yours? Say, latin america,…”

Won’t lie, since I’ve seen people call you dad I’ve grown to like it…

Won’t lie, since I’ve seen people call you dad I’ve grown to like it and now always suggest to be called dad by girls.

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PROTIP: You don’t want “Dad” to be a suggestion.

You want it to be an inescapable conclusion.… Read the rest “Won’t lie, since I’ve seen people call you dad I’ve grown to like it…”

I’m rewatching your old streams and if you ever want to put out an…

I’m rewatching your old streams and if you ever want to put out an album of cover songs, I will buy it. Lovely singing voice Mr. B.

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We’re doing one last, celebratory XL stream tonight, for Birthday Month… and with four hours to fill, you can be guaranteed I’ll be singing off-and-on.… Read the rest “I’m rewatching your old streams and if you ever want to put out an…”

If your girl asked, would you give them slow, gentle, vanilla sex?

If your girl asked, would you give them slow, gentle, vanilla sex?

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Y’know those stories of djinn or sprites or demons who promise to grant wishes, but interpret all requests in such twisted, unpredictable ways that the wisher ends up regretting ever opening her mouth?… Read the rest “If your girl asked, would you give them slow, gentle, vanilla sex?”