Tag: asks

So…can i call you daddy?

Father’s Day is coming up. Let’s see what happens.

Are you at all a “sports person”? Watching or participating?

I enjoyed the NFL from 1977 to whenever Dan Fouts retired.

I was really into BMX from 1978 to 1983.

I loved the NBA from 1995 to whenever Yao Ming retired.… Read the rest “Are you at all a “sports person”? Watching or participating?”

when you were younger, did you ever imagine the internet growing the way it has or that you’d one day control the lives of many, have global reach, be the overlord of multiple living breathing human beings, and the founder of a cult-lite made up of who knows how many dedicated and adoring fans, all who found you through a shitty blogging website?

… Read the rest “”

Would you drink a girl’s pee?

The closest I want to get to a girl’s pee is shoving something up her urethra.

“Here’s a riddle, sweetie… what kind of sound is silent, but makes quiet girls squeal?”

You sometimes allude to something that I think, and Im really Sorry, might be Scat/poop. You call girls toilets and talk about “the grossest stuff” needing cleanup. Is eating actual shit something that we should expect if we are pursuing you?… Read the rest “You sometimes allude to something that I think, and Im really Sorry, might be…”

When you say “no jail” do you mean “dont get caught” or “dont commit any crimes”?

I mean “don’t be reckless”.

We’re going to occasionally speed on a road trip. We’re going to eat weed gummies in places where weed gummies are unwelcome.… Read the rest “”

Do you like salsa? What kind is your favorite?

I do indeed like salsa.

As for a favorite? I like that kinda watery tomato salsa you get at hole-in-the-wall Mexican places —as opposed to the thick, smoothie-textured stuff you get from Tex-Mex— and I love a nice pineapple/onion/cilantro salsa on jerk chicken.… Read the rest “Do you like salsa? What kind is your favorite?”

…how did you know all those asks were from me? I know a couple of them were back to back and that feels like a giveaway. But i also know at least one was sent like.,,,a day or two later.

Do you also know who i am ?… Read the rest “…how did you know all those asks were from me? I know a couple…”

I accidentally fell in love with the idea of you

It wasn’t an accident. You knew the risks. You just ignored them.

But don’t worry, your love will fade with time.

Or deepen in ways you can’t imagine.

Again… risks.