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Do you look anything like your pfp?

Do you look anything like your pfp?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

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Not even vaguely. But Glowbug thinks I look slightly like this:

…while Peanut thinks I look like this:

Oh, and I once had someone randomly say I looked like this:

And of course, to Blossom, I’m just…

UPDATE: I left off Piglet’s suggestion, because frankly it depresses me to look like Ellsworth, the Debbie Downer of Deadwood.… Read the rest “Do you look anything like your pfp?”

hisblossom:

I can never decide if it’s infuriating or sweet that I’m seen as a baby and relentlessly reminded that I’m only this many

Look, as an adult, you’re mediocre at best.

But for a macrocephalitic baby, you’re kind of an overachiever.… Read the rest “”

things I want controlled: food and calories, hair, makeup, exercise, bedtimes, clothes, social life, money, speech, orgasms, eye contact,

things I don’t want controlled:

By now, I think I’ve made decisions about all of those… except maybe makeup.… Read the rest “”

Blossom, this morning: “These two remind me of you and Pinky!”

Me: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

hisblossom:

i’m happiest in denial

the aching, empty sensation that builds over weeks of edging.

having to rip my hands away at the very last second once, and then 2, 3, 4 times in a row… my eyes roll back, I forget to breathe, and whines of “no, no, stop,” come out of me when I get close.

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sublunaryorchid:

new friends on my Etsy 🥹🌻🐿️🤍

Yarnbob Squishpants

Looking through your blog and just loving how strict you are. Makes me imagine…

Looking through your blog and just loving how strict you are. Makes me imagine coming home from an awful terrible day and I come home and you’re immediately impatient with me bc I wasn’t listening to you talk and then you start to raise your voice and I just start sobbing and you look down and smile at me starting to laugh a little at me

hisblossom:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Hmm… I really don’t believe anyone who knows me would call me “strict”.

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