none of those high school aptitude tests told me I’d be best suited for being a reverent acolyte to a real-life God, dedicating my life to His service and trying by any means necessary to earn my keep at His feet but here we are
Better that than the alternative.… Read the rest “”
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I felt like I’d been doing a pretty good job of appearing grown and fully adult, capable, all of that…
And then I was knocked down a peg, scolded in front of the group after jokingly saying « shut up », told I’m not allowed to talk like that, that only I’m not allowed to talk like that, because I’m just this many, and « we don’t talk like that, right honey?
Juvenile insults make me extra squirmy for some reason; like loser, idiot, stupid, etc 🫥
You’re confusing “juvenile” and “accurate”.
Would using a shock collar on a girl be too extreme for you? Have you ever used one?
… Read the rest “Would using a shock collar on a girl be too extreme for you? Have…”The only things too “extreme” for me involve two girls and a cup, or wounds that can’t just be cleaned and bandaged.
evidently there’s something about being aggressively infantilized in front of an entire group of people that makes my cunt ache and my brain fizzle out 😵💫
This is truly shocking news! 🙄
And for the record? There’s not much to fizzle… you’ve got a brain like a wet match.
Perhaps I’m reading you wrong, but I would not have guessed you to be submissive or deferential to a man! Huh
*looks over @ owner for confirmation/opinion on this*
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I can confirm she is submissive and deferential to men.… Read the rest “Perhaps I’m reading you wrong, but I would not have guessed you to be…”
hey fellas, quick Q – if I had stupid baby stamped across my forehead dyou think I’d get away with being an utter dumbass more often
People usually prefer the obvious remain unstated.
So no.
hmmmmmmmm…… my hand is .. empty.. but looks like it would fit another’s hand in it quite perfectly… hmmmm. there are no coincidences
Your hand is empty because you gave away all your cards so the other players would be happy.
Would you rather a mmf or a mff threesome
… Read the rest “Would you rather a mmf or a mff threesome”none of the above 😪 fff, hands down.
Have done mff twice, and it was fine, but I found myself just wanting more girl lmao I had the most fun when interacting w the girl both times
You just need an mff where the m forgets you’re in the room and the f looks over to laugh at you every few minutes while you hump a pillow and make little squealing noises.
Daddy has such a knack for saying just the right thing at just the right time in order to send me off to work with my head spinning, heart fluttering and cunt throbbing
…or maybe you’re just an easy slut.… Read the rest “”
