… Read the rest “”hmm just walked across the street w/ a beer 2 talk 2 my neighbour when i realised i didn’t have a bottle opener & proceeding 2 crack it open w/ my teeth before my neighbour pointed out i had 3 bottle openers (& 2 mini lipglosses) on my keys.
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I hope next time you down some bleach or whatever that it actually kills you. Clearly being molested and raped has turned you into someone who can’t even function as a normal human. No wonder your ex doesn’t want you. Who would? You’re just a nasty person.
ooh yeah gurl throw them shots!
Because y’know, there’s nothing that says “I’m qualified to speak to the needs of sex workers” quite like wishing death on a woman for daring to reject a proposition.
I’ll swear all I want you cunt. You just lost a sub
There you go, thinking outside the box again. Which suggests you should actually spend some time in a box.
Say, a sturdy, wooden box in the corner, with a couple doilies and a nice houseplant on top… maybe a couple holes drilled in the side, just so you can, I dunno, breathe or whatever.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
enjoy it! next yr i’ll just be a decomposed pile of crumbled bone & a pink hair bow
Nah… you owe me a dinner, and I have no interest in eating weird British food next to a no-doubt-impatient box of Bratty bits.
hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
enjoy it! next yr i’ll just be a decomposed pile of crumbled bone & a pink hair bow
Nah… you owe me a dinner, and I have no interest in eating weird British food next to a no-doubt-impatient box of Bratty bits.… Read the rest “”
hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
I’m the walking, talking embodiment of “he’s only mean to you because he likes you.”
Like a 1970s mom’s bad advice, come to life.
ur never mean 2 me!
Why would I be mean to a sickly, squeaky little weirdo like you?
Note to self. Don’t piss off @brat-grrl2.
piss me off all u want! just dont try 2 seriously hurt me, rape me, sexually assault me, or anybody i love (i think thats kinda easy 4 most ppl!)
I like that you qualified it with “seriously”.
Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?
… Read the rest “Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?”I am absolutely coming to this dinner. Heads up
Our flights are going to turn this into one seriously pricey meal, greedy.
With that said, I’m all in favor of an Algonquin Round Table of Weird Girls encouraging me to ramble.