I am absolutely coming to this dinner. Heads up
Our flights are going to turn this into one seriously pricey meal, greedy.
With that said, I’m all in favor of an Algonquin Round Table of Weird Girls encouraging me to ramble.… Read the rest “Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?”
Note that the “why” goes unanswered.
My company is its own justification. 😀
i havent slept in 48 hrs & i wanna know which arrested development character u think of urself as
Without question, I’m mostly a Michael. Like, at least 80%. You have no fucking idea how much I identify with Michael Bluth.… Read the rest “”
ok i have every episode of buffy & angel on tape & this is v hard but KILL FAITH (guh uhhh 5/5 B), prob fuck xander/evil spike/nice angel (i know laaaaaame i always hated him when i was younger & he pants 2 much for somebody w/ no breath) & marry willow naturally i loved her since 4eva
I’d fuck Glory, marry Anya, and kill Xander ‘cause his penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe.
… Read the rest “It looked like you were just pushing water out of your vagina. I know where the urethra is and it certainly didn’t look like the liquid was coming out of it 😂 When I piss my lips don’t push open like that, because it’s a totally different area… I guess the dinguses are the ones really believing that was you pissing!”yes u got me! i went 2 the store, bought a douche (can u even buy them in uk stores??) filled it up w/ water, inserted it in2 my pussy & then i filmed myself pushing the water out of my pussy 2 defraud my clients & dupe the tumblr community.
