In a reasonable world, there is no way Titans and Doom Patrol should be this good. No wonder Kevin Feige killed Marvel’s Netflix/ABC shows… ‘cause outside of Daredevil’s exquisite fight choreography, DC’s TV series make Marvel’s look cheap and kinda timid.… Read the rest “Titans & Doom Patrol”

It amazes me that there aren’t more dumb cunt blogs with Elliot Reid avatars and reaction GIFs. Seldom has any character in mainstream entertainment been such a pathetic, needy, oddly perverted, self-loathing, helpless fuck-up, whose overwhelming fear of disappointing people makes her both useful and amusing to be around.… Read the rest “The Good Dr. Reid”

The Boys doesn’t make a flawless transition to television, but damn is it unexpectedly good.

I mean, Karl Urban’s attempt at Billy Butcher’s accent is occasionally awful, much of the degrading sex and sexual violence from the source material has been toned down or inverted, the limited budget means there are no insane, large-scale fight scenes, and virtually all of the most disgustingly funny stuff has been left out for the sake of delicate stomachs and sensibilities.… Read the rest “The Boys”

So… Love Island (US). Hm.

• The girls are moderately better looking.
• The boys are moderately better looking.
• The girls dress a little less trashy.
• The boys dress a lot less douchey. (The difference is pretty noticeable.)
• What fucking genius at CBS looked at Mallorca and thought, “Y’know how we could improve this?

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Spitswap Island

Anyone who wonders why I’m watching this brilliantly executed, profoundly stupid show, look no further.

Molly-Mae is roughly 3x as hot when someone’s spitting in her mouth.

• So it’s interesting that the show silently booted Sherif from the villa for booting Molly in the cooch and referring to it as a “cunt-punt”.

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With Game of Thrones officially gone, The Expanse is the next-best-thing. It doesn’t have the massive budget of GoT and none of the central characters are involved in an incestuous relationship, but otherwise, it checks all the boxes: epic political intrigue, centuries of internecine wars, and something inhuman lurking out there in the cold.