I love a good gynecological exam. It’s like Disneyland for me. Girls getting splayed, poked, prodded, and inspected like cattle. A room full of equipment specifically designed to open them up and make them vulnerable. Holding their hands while the doctor lies and tells them “you’ll just feel a little pinch.”… Read the rest “”
A girl’s neck is like a yoke you can use to pilot her hopeless ass from place to place.
Until one day, when you take her out over open water and let go, just to watch the nosedive.
Always remember to bite your lip while fucking, girls; it gives your expression a perfect balance of stupidity and determination. And honestly, all any of us really want is a dumb bitch who will try her feeble best every single time.
My wife’s daughter doesn’t like deceiving her mom, nor does she like being humiliated and mauled every night at 1:00am. But she likes her sickly mother having insurance, and she loves having her college tuition covered. So she sets her teeth and bears it.… Read the rest “”
She’d always heard that it was a woman’s prerogative to change her mind.
Too bad she didn’t recognize that she’s considerably less than a woman.
And now today’s freshman orientation tour brings us yet another fortunate opportunity to observe real work being done here in our research labs.
Let’s observe as the lepidopterist dons his gloves and examines this lovely moth. As you can see, he’s probing the creature’s reproductive system, while restricting its movements for its own safety.… Read the rest “Auditing”
