Nothing you ever do will make me prouder of you than I am at this moment.
Nothing you ever do will make me proud.
Nothing you ever do.
Nothing. You.
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He lied to her, you know. He lied to you all.
Eventually, every Baby spends some time in the corner.
That’s right, Shirleen. Just relax. God chose you for this, always remember that.
Wow, the graphics in this Duke Nukem remaster are incredible.
You’re too pretty.
Let me fix that.
This scoring system makes no sense.
If I have an orgasm, and you spend 45 minutes in the shower trying to get my spunk out of your hair, I’m pretty sure I’ve won the match.
Proof
It’s always been a struggle, being the girl who needed proof.
Never accepting anyone’s assumptions, always testing the truth. The scar on your right hand, from an open flame you just had to touch; the scar on your right ventricle, from the cocaine you snorted just to see if you could stop.… Read the rest “Proof”
We walked on the beach beside that old hotel They’re tearing it down now but it’s just as well I haven’t shown you everything a man can do So stay with me baby I’ve got plans for you —This Is The Time - Billy Joel
Wow, Pinnochia… how big a lie did you tell?