Why not let me help you have it all?
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A million cold cash or you never see your little angel again
Eh. Easy enough to make a new one.
Such a talented puppeteer, to make a vacant toy dance so sensually upon a single string.
James Deen and good lighting is the fantasy; a fat, sweaty man with no regard for your well-being is the reality.
So why is your hand still in your panties, freak?
Sometimes, close friends will share a drink from the same straw… and sometimes they’ll share the same strain of HPV.
Friendship is magic.
Awww, how can you say no to that face?
Just keep slapping her until she makes a face that’s easier to reject.
Mr. California will see you now.
And yet it is very Axl Rose of me.
So that’s something.
Romance always draws a crowd.
Kinda counting on it.